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Where would one shop to acquire one of these?

I am shopping for a single model, preferably hung, with a solid career, attracted to curvy women, likes a shaved head, has a high sex drive, and likes being monogamous.




I am tired of terrible dates lately :frown1:


Hey SizequeenNY,

Looks like the postings are going off the topic a bit but maybe I can bring it back. If you're really serious about looking for someone, go where people do what you like to do...ie, if you like to go to museums, go to museums, join a group that likes to go to museums (that's the example, move on from that....) and so on. Get out. Join one of those dating sites. Who cares if someone you know sees you on there...unless your talking like a fuck site, then...yeah, maybe not your face on there. But if your looking for someone for a relationship, try Match.com or something. Just start going out and trying to meet more people. So you might go on some terrible dates, but maybe you won't. I dunno, easier said than done, I guess.

Sorry to hear about the cancer. Hope your doing better.

And, yep. Stay away from married men. Just brush them off. Ignore, all that and focus on yourself and your wants/needs. And hell yeah, if you want a hung man, go for it. Guys have preferences, don't even say you don't -- guys! -- so don't be critical. :cool:

Only thing I'd worry about - for you-- is how the hell can you tell if he's hung on a first, second or so on date? :rolleyes: But then again, maybe that would be the fun part of meeting Mr. Right.
 

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Hey SizequeenNY,

Looks like the postings are going off the topic a bit but maybe I can bring it back. If you're really serious about looking for someone, go where people do what you like to do...ie, if you like to go to museums, go to museums, join a group that likes to go to museums (that's the example, move on from that....) and so on. Get out. Join one of those dating sites. Who cares if someone you know sees you on there...unless your talking like a fuck site, then...yeah, maybe not your face on there. But if your looking for someone for a relationship, try Match.com or something. Just start going out and trying to meet more people. So you might go on some terrible dates, but maybe you won't. I dunno, easier said than done, I guess.

Sorry to hear about the cancer. Hope your doing better.

And, yep. Stay away from married men. Just brush them off. Ignore, all that and focus on yourself and your wants/needs. And hell yeah, if you want a hung man, go for it. Guys have preferences, don't even say you don't -- guys! -- so don't be critical. :cool:

Only thing I'd worry about - for you-- is how the hell can you tell if he's hung on a first, second or so on date? :rolleyes: But then again, maybe that would be the fun part of meeting Mr. Right.
This is a great answer. I always tell men looking for women to go where the women are. It seems obvious, but it apparently isn't. Barnes and Noble is a great place to meet people. Same for Starbucks where people can sit and others are getting coffee to go. Shopping malls, Home Depot, Lowe's, and sports bars are where normal guys go. Maybe even at the vet.

Clubs suck. Go where the odds are most in your favor. Whether you are looking for the 80th percentile, the hung-but-dumb, a normal guy, or Mr. Right: go where that guy is likely to be.
 

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Correction to my last post. I was trying to say the symbol '%' does not mean percentile:

Ah, thanks, C, that would indeed make sense. % does not mean percentile, that's why I got my knickers in a knot.

What data are you looking at?

Much as I don't like to use Wikipedia as an authoritative source, you can look at the wiki page on penis size as a kicking off point for finding studies, such as the Lifestyles study - the graphs for which are included on the linked page.
 

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I didn't research any of my figures. I was being playful with the statistical issue of wanting a and b and c, as opposed to a and b or c, or a or b or c.

Besides, Sinead O'connor has always rocked my boat even if she is as mad as a bucket of frogs. What can I say?
 

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After having a parent and a fiancée go through cancer I can easily say that I wouldn't voluntarily go through that again. True, I'm not the one getting chemo, but sitting on the sidelines watching someone you care about go through it is gut wrenching.
 

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I didn't research any of my figures. I was being playful with the statistical issue of wanting a and b and c, as opposed to a and b or c, or a or b or c.

Besides, Sinead O'connor has always rocked my boat even if she is as mad as a bucket of frogs. What can I say?

Well she was hot once. I think most guys fancied her - however I don't think she's aged especialy well. Did you see the pic I posted?
 

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After having a parent and a fiancée go through cancer I can easily say that I wouldn't voluntarily go through that again. True, I'm not the one getting chemo, but sitting on the sidelines watching someone you care about go through it is gut wrenching.

I would not expect anyone to, it is the point after treatment. So since I am waiting for my hair to grow, do I sit on the side waiting until I have a different look? It is not like I am looking for anything serious but being single and young, it is normal to want to date
 

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Where would one shop to acquire one of these?

I am shopping for a single model, preferably hung, with a solid career, attracted to curvy women, likes a shaved head, has a high sex drive, and likes being monogamous.




I am tired of terrible dates lately :frown1:

you had me until the monogamous bit. :wink: I don't think there are a lot of guys are there who "like" being monogamous btw, but I think there are a lot who are willing to to be monogamous and start liking it for a good relationship.
 

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I would not expect anyone to, it is the point after treatment. So since I am waiting for my hair to grow, do I sit on the side waiting until I have a different look? It is not like I am looking for anything serious but being single and young, it is normal to want to date

Your look doesn't define who you are. If you're still the same person you were before then go ahead and get out there. Showing a little vulnerability isn't bad just don't make a big deal about it and no one else will.
 

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For what it's worth, while I've never had any sort of real connection, I've had some pleasant nights out via okcupid.

I feel very much on the other side of the coin, but I'm sure we all feel like it would be nice to meet someone.
 

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She looks good here:
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But that was for a short period, I think. Most found her and her politics to much to take, and so the look didn't play.
 

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She looks good here: Redirect Notice

But that was for a short period, I think. Most found her and her politics to much to take, and so the look didn't play.

I suspect the politics thing was more of an issue in the US, where "socialism" appears to be a dirty word and the whole political spectrum seems further to the right than in Europe - although the UK has probably shifted that way since Bliar (sic) turned the Labour party into Tory-lite.

Over here, the likes of Bill Maher would be seen as centre-left, instead of the radical leftie he seems to be painted as in the US. Neither can I see a hope in hell of something like FOX News ever flying over here or the likes of some of the Tea Party loons ever being taken seriously.
 

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I suspect the politics thing was more of an issue in the US, where "socialism" appears to be a dirty word and the whole political spectrum seems further to the right than in Europe - although the UK has probably shifted that way since Bliar (sic) turned the Labour party into Tory-lite.

Over here, the likes of Bill Maher would be seen as centre-left, instead of the radical leftie he seems to be painted as in the US. Neither can I see a hope in hell of something like FOX News ever flying over here or the likes of some of the Tea Party loons ever being taken seriously.
You're making me miss Europe.