Not Completely New but sorta introducing myself

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Dooky, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. Dooky

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    Hey Everyone. I'm not new to these forums persay but i haven't really posted on em but i have been viewing this website for a while. I actually was somewhat active until i went into chat one day and somebody told me i had to be 18 to use these forums and i wasn't completely sure if that was true but i backed off for a while. honestly having a law against underage people viewing pornography is ridiculous. I am 18 now and i think im possibly the youngest person to have over 50 posts here haha. Every mild to heavy poster is in like 20's+ but i guess thats a unique part of me. nowadays i use this forum mainly for the adult website section and i always feel bad cause when if i see something elsewhere that i find hot i think hm i should post this on lpsg but as soon as i get off it slips my mind :p haha well about me. my favorite color is dark red. my favorite tv show is red vs blue (well thats not really a show but eh) I dont type on the internet using complete proper grammar. my view is that if you understand me its good enough and no i have never typed w/e in an english essay. My favorite food is fast food i hate waiting for food. I dont eat for taste i eat cause im hungry so why wait. I have a strange wish that humans never had to sleep. I just feel that we could be doing something more productive than sleeping but unfortunately we have to. I don't talk about that much though cause most people would look at me funny. I think that comedy central has been cursed in a red sox fashion ever since Chappelle left. A couple laughs here and there but nothing comes within light years of Chappelle. My penis is 7.1 Inches Long and 5.1 Inches Girth so i fall into the high average range for most women. I figured i should mention that for some reason. I've also though of a sort of standard for what a large penis is. I dunno it's kinda dumb but I think that having a penis of 0-20 square inches is small 20-40 square inches is medium and 40+ is Large. I know that obviously size is in the viewer's past so there really isn't a definite large medium or small. and if someone is 39.9999 square inches saying theyre still medium seems somewhat unfair. although, if someone was 39.9999 square inches then they would probably just lie and add .0001 to length or girth so that they could be under the large category. I don't think anybody would really notice. Alright I've typed too much I'll let you guys meet and greet me. ^^
    Oh yea i use alot of smileys too but i hate the animated smileys like these:rolleyes::tongue::biggrin1::wink: i just prefer :) :D D: :'( :mad: >:) and stuff like that haha :p see!
     
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  2. Principessa

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    Welcome aboard Dooky.
     
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    Welcome to you and its good to see you totally out and about here at lpsg. All the best to you and enjoy.
     
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    Welcome and have fun:smile:
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    Now that you're legal, you'll want to PM me with your correct date of birth.

    Welcome.
     
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