not having a HUGE dick fucking sucks

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be happy it could be worse. have you heard the word micropenis?
Worse than that... Macropenis (especially, when typing... sometimes those macros hit, and you don't realise what you've typed... Like adding your full resume into a form when trying to unsubscribe from a gay dating site a friend hooked you up with, as a joke...)
... that, or having a problem finding partners who aren't into being torn in half.
Oh, necrophilia... that's an option.... dead women, they don't care if they get torn apart...
Same with old threads? (heh, sorry, HAD to troll)
 
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It’s a very old thread however what’s better than not having a huge dick? Not being a huge dick in your life.
 
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Worse than that... Macropenis (especially, when typing... sometimes those macros hit, and you don't realise what you've typed... Like adding your full resume into a form when trying to unsubscribe from a gay dating site a friend hooked you up with, as a joke...)
... that, or having a problem finding partners who aren't into being torn in half.
Oh, necrophilia... that's an option.... dead women, they don't care if they get torn apart...
Same with old threads? (heh, sorry, HAD to troll)
Lol wtf :p