Uninteresting Threads, a Walk Through the Funhouse known as LPSG:
This comment is dedicated to my friend Nick8, who, like myself, has been going through a bit of Penis-Thread Ennui, a profound discontent - and tedium - which strikes at the heart of the LPSG experience.
How much cum do you cum and how far does it shoot? is a recent entry in the "Sex with a Large Penis" forum. As are....
have any pics of someone asleep with a boner?
Who says Japanese don't suck good?
1st time anal toy
Sometimes, these threads are serene & contempletive:
Being ogled and being ok with that (oddly, this title sounds like the '70's self-help bestseller, "I'm Ok, You're Ok")
Mutual Ass-Fucking - is it possible?
Sometimes posters seek to pass on real-life information:
How to get whiter semen (this thread sounds like a bright, helpful toothpaste ad)
Many threads - in fact, a BIG theme around these parts - center on gay guys secretly craving straight cock:
hottest straight situation turned gay
str8 guy & gay guy watching porn together
straight guys - have you ever sucked cock?
messing with the sleeping straight dude
Once in a while, a thread title hits you out of nowhere:
This Friday I need clothes for a formal seminar
Ever leaked cum while taking a dump?
Threads can be existential, too:
Cock size in a crowd of 1,000 men
Astrological signs & cock
Men back in the late 1880's to early 1900's and sex
Is she ruined?
There is even a "Fictitious Stories" Forum where exciting made-up stories can be vicariously enjoyed:
Ginny in the Library
Glory Hole Billy (Part three)
Fanny Hill - 18th century size queen - Pt. 1
The Starbuck's Barista
When in Penis Purgatory (when you just can't bring yourself to click onto one more vapid, jejune, depressive cock thread), head towards the Politics Section:
Pelosi and 6 other Dems fly to Italy on taxpayer's dime
Barney Frank's Gay Boyfriend (which begs the question - what other kind of boyfriend would he have?)
I just got my "Bush End of Error" bumpersticker
Barack the Magic Negro
Insecure Obama taking shots at radio host (a thread which our friend, the banned starinvestor, got exactly backwards)
Here's hoping somebody can come up with a few INVIGORATING, lively, REJUVENATING new threads -- something with a little spunk and novelty, that's also a touch cerebral - so our friend Nick8 can amuse us once again with his deft, polished, well-placed buoyant and VERY BLUE one-liners.