So, I think I have a lot going for me, maybe? I've been told I'm a very talented poet and I have performed and published some of my works. I'm definitely above average in terms of my cock (7 inch long. 2 inch diameter. If it's 2 inches in diameter then to get circumference you multiply by Pi (3.14) right? Excuse me I'm a teacher, heh. So, that's probably like 6 1/4 thick? But when I tried to circle around my cock it was only 6 inch around. Still, I've been told I'm very thick). I'm also fairly intelligent but smart enough to know that the weekends are a time to get completely blitzed on whiskey not pore through Dostoyevsky and Camus, or even Bukowski. However, I have minimal success with women. My salary is a joke (45k) as a teacher. I live with my parents (big turnoff, huge turnoff, what do they expect? to fuck when my parents are at the sizzler?). I'm bipolar. I'm very hirsute and I also wear glasses and can revert to being a nice guy and we all know no women wants a nice guy to stick it in. No one wants to make love they want to fuck. Every woman attracted to me has hit on me when I was acting like an asshole. Plus, I'm afraid of rejection. I've been in only 4 relationships and each time the woman took the lead. I asked one woman out and she said no, and since then...All these factors are working against me. I mean it seems like a lot of gay dudes have liked me. More so than straight women, perhaps. I think it's because I'm kind of like a bear. Hairy, masculine, 6'1" 160 lbs with some babyfat. But while my orientation is bisexual, my preference is definitely heterosexual. Lately, I've been writing a lot of erotic poetry. I want to perform at this space in Kensington (VoxPop) in Brooklyn NY on an Open Mic. It's all about my cock and very sexually explicit. I figure some size queens might hit on me afterwards. I don't know if it will work, though. But in general, I really don't know what to do to meet women. I tried being nice and it doesn't work. Now I figure I just have to make explicit what I'm packing and hopefully then I can win a fun girl over. Don't know. What's your advice?