Not Tonight Dear........

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    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

    "Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
     
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    a funny Canadian? MAN this board has EVERYTHING!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    A husband comes to bed with a glass of water in one hand and an aspirin in the other. His wife ask, '' whats that for? '' He reply, ''it's for you''. The wife says, '' I don't have a headache''. Good say the husband neither do I lets fuck.
     
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