Novice the WHORE!

[novice_btm]

When I hit 1,000 posts, I was repentant, and stunned with disbelief that I must be a posting-whore. I didn't think there could be any other reason for posting so much, and I was apologetic.

At 2,000 posts, I just tagged an addendum onto my 1,000 post announcement. It came and went, fairly unnoticed.

At 3,000 posts, well... It wasn't pretty. I was in the middle of a hissy fit, and seriously contemplating leaving (which, to my credit, I never announced ).

Now, with this, my surprising 4,000th post, I can only admit that I've come to the realization, that I'm a remorseless posting-whore. :wink:

I can only hope that among all of the flirting, that a couple of my confessions and tidbits of info, have been helpful to someone, or anyone, for that matter. :tongue:

 

[joffreyxxl]

congratulations on your 4000th post!
Keep on posting, most of the time it's worth reading your contributions!
So your next aim: 5000?
Joff

 

[Matthew]

For you, novice.:flowers1:


Ho Ho Ho!

 

[Rubenesque]

4000 posts?!?! You dirty slaaaaaaaaaaag!!

** ps I have found your ability to find sexy kilty shots VERY useful, thank you **

 

[fortiesfun]

:notworthy: You are my god.:notworthy:

 

[ActionBuddy]

OK, I accept you as the Posting Whore that you are.

Now... when are you going to make my day and become a Cam Slut?

:wink: _Onan

 

[novice_btm]

congratulations on your 4000th post!
Keep on posting, most of the time it's worth reading your contributions!
So your next aim: 5000?
Joff

Thanks Joff, I appreciate it! :smile:
Oh, and why stop there? :tongue:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I enjoyed reading 3999 of your posts and am looking forward to another 4000. John

 

[Lordpendragon]

Novice - you stand shoulder to shoulder with the site's greatest posting whores - respect - take a bow - but keep your eyes peeled. :smile:

 

[novice_btm]

For you, novice.:flowers1:


Ho Ho Ho!

Flowers? Oh, Matthew, you're so sweet.

OH my gosh, that vid is a RIOT! :rofl:

 

[jeff black]

Thanks Joff, I appreciate it! :smile:
Oh, and why stop there? :tongue:

Has anyone told you that you were a whore, you whore?

4000 posts... disgusting.:biggrin1: :tongue:

* applauds novice and wonders if there should be a new photo everytime he reaches a benchmark posting level.*:biggrin1:

And 4000 since February, wow, that has to be a record

 

[novice_btm]

4000 posts?!?! You dirty slaaaaaaaaaaag!!

** ps I have found your ability to find sexy kilty shots VERY useful, thank you **

Um, "useful" Denise??? Actually, I think I know JUST what you mean. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

:notworthy: You are my god.:notworthy:

Oh, 40 thanks so... HEY! Wait a minute! Then why am *I* the one down on my knees in front of YOU? :tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

OK, I accept you as the Posting Whore that you are.

Now... when are you going to make my day and become a Cam Slut?

:wink: _Onan

Um, where do you think I am when I'm not typing away on HERE? :tongue:

Try:
iSpQ Video Chat and Webcam Chat Community (avail. for both Mac and PCs, but smaller crowd)
Live video chat programs by ICUII (PC only, but larger crowd base)

 

[Chrysalis]

I understand completely. And all 4000 since February of this year! Impressive.:fest30:

Unfortunately, I think I'm becoming a genuine posting whore, myself.

Especially this week, when I have to use up... VACATION DAYS!

I really should be working on my fiction projects, but every time I go to log off here, I see something else interesting... :hmmm:

Anyway, Novice, I really enjoy your posts, especially the ones that demonstrate your acerbic wit. Glad you're a posting whore!:biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

There was a young fellow named novice
Whose entry carried great auspice;
So soon he could boast
Of 4,000 posts (!)
And his asshole was safe in its hospice.:biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

YIKES!!! I didn't see these pop in while I was giving individual attention to those above!

I enjoyed reading 3999 of your posts and am looking forward to another 4000. John

Thanks! You've definitely been very kind to me. Oh, but you may want to re-read #2,348, even I have admit, that one was a bit weak. :tongue:

Novice - you stand shoulder to shoulder with the site's greatest posting whores - respect - take a bow - but keep your eyes peeled. :smile:

But usually if I "bow" with my eyes "peeled", I get pubes stuck in my contact lenses. :tongue:

Has anyone told you that you were a whore, you whore?

ME??? But, but, oh, wait, yeah, I am. :tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

...but every time I go to log off here, I see something else interesting... :hmmm:

Anyway, Novice, I really enjoy your posts, especially the ones that demonstrate your acerbic wit. Glad you're a posting whore!:biggrin1:

It really is addictive (insert gratuitous a-DICK-tive pun here), isn't it?

By the way, I've noticed more than a few witty gems from YOU too. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

There was a young fellow named novice
Whose entry carried great auspice;
So soon he could boast
Of 4,000 posts (!)
And his asshole was safe in its hospice.:biggrin1:

Aww, it's nice to have such a talented pal like you.

Oh, but my hole is just getting started, so brace yourself. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Aww, it's nice to have such a talented pal like you.

Oh, but my hole is just getting started, so brace yourself. :tongue:

Does this mean we can stop calling you NOVICE? Surely you have had enough posts to be called Expert.