Novice the WHORE!

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  1. novice_btm

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    When I hit 1,000 posts, I was repentant, and stunned with disbelief that I must be a posting-whore. I didn't think there could be any other reason for posting so much, and I was apologetic.

    At 2,000 posts, I just tagged an addendum onto my 1,000 post announcement. It came and went, fairly unnoticed.

    At 3,000 posts, well... It wasn't pretty. I was in the middle of a hissy fit, and seriously contemplating leaving (which, to my credit, I never announced :rolleyes: ).

    Now, with this, my surprising 4,000th post, I can only admit that I've come to the realization, that I'm a remorseless posting-whore. :wink:

    I can only hope that among all of the flirting, that a couple of my confessions and tidbits of info, have been helpful to someone, or anyone, for that matter. :tongue:
     
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    congratulations on your 4000th post!
    Keep on posting, most of the time it's worth reading your contributions!
    So your next aim: 5000?
    Joff
     
  3. Matthew

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    For you, novice.:flowers1:


    Ho Ho Ho!
     
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    4000 posts?!?! You dirty slaaaaaaaaaaag!!

    ** ps I have found your ability to find sexy kilty shots VERY useful, thank you **
     
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    :notworthy: You are my god.:notworthy:
     
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    OK, I accept you as the Posting Whore that you are.

    Now... when are you going to make my day and become a Cam Slut?

    :wink: _Onan
     
  7. novice_btm

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    Thanks Joff, I appreciate it! :smile:
    Oh, and why stop there? :tongue:
     
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    I enjoyed reading 3999 of your posts and am looking forward to another 4000. John
     
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    Novice - you stand shoulder to shoulder with the site's greatest posting whores - respect - take a bow - but keep your eyes peeled. :smile:
     
  10. novice_btm

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    Flowers? Oh, Matthew, you're so sweet.

    OH my gosh, that vid is a RIOT! :rofl:
     
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    Has anyone told you that you were a whore, you whore?

    4000 posts... disgusting.:biggrin1: :tongue:

    * applauds novice and wonders if there should be a new photo everytime he reaches a benchmark posting level.*:biggrin1:

    And 4000 since February, wow, that has to be a record:)
     
  12. novice_btm

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    Um, "useful" Denise??? Actually, I think I know JUST what you mean. :wink:
     
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    Oh, 40 thanks so... HEY! Wait a minute! Then why am *I* the one down on my knees in front of YOU? :tongue:
     
  14. novice_btm

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    Um, where do you think I am when I'm not typing away on HERE? :tongue:

    Try:
    iSpQ Video Chat and Webcam Chat Community (avail. for both Mac and PCs, but smaller crowd)
    Live video chat programs by ICUII (PC only, but larger crowd base)
     
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    I understand completely. And all 4000 since February of this year! Impressive.:fest30:

    Unfortunately, I think I'm becoming a genuine posting whore, myself.

    Especially this week, when I have to use up... VACATION DAYS!

    I really should be working on my fiction projects, but every time I go to log off here, I see something else interesting... :hmmm:

    Anyway, Novice, I really enjoy your posts, especially the ones that demonstrate your acerbic wit. Glad you're a posting whore!:biggrin1:
     
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    There was a young fellow named novice
    Whose entry carried great auspice;
    So soon he could boast
    Of 4,000 posts (!)
    And his asshole was safe in its hospice.:biggrin1:
     
  17. novice_btm

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    YIKES!!! I didn't see these pop in while I was giving individual attention to those above!

    Thanks! You've definitely been very kind to me. Oh, but you may want to re-read #2,348, even I have admit, that one was a bit weak. :tongue:

    But usually if I "bow" with my eyes "peeled", I get pubes stuck in my contact lenses. :tongue:

    ME??? But, but, oh, wait, yeah, I am. :tongue:
     
  18. novice_btm

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    It really is addictive (insert gratuitous a-DICK-tive pun here), isn't it?

    By the way, I've noticed more than a few witty gems from YOU too. :wink:
     
  19. novice_btm

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    Aww, it's nice to have such a talented pal like you.

    Oh, but my hole is just getting started, so brace yourself. :tongue:
     
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    Does this mean we can stop calling you NOVICE? Surely you have had enough posts to be called Expert.
     
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