Novice the WHORE!

[novice_btm]

Does this mean we can stop calling you NOVICE? Surely you have had enough posts to be called Expert.

Posts, yes. Actually bottoming experience, no. So, the name stays. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Posts, yes. Actually bottoming experience, no. So, the name stays. :tongue:

Seriously? We have been here since February and you are STILL novice??

Buddy, I beg to differ.

 

[novice_btm]

Seriously? We have been here since February and you are STILL novice??

Buddy, I beg to differ.

If you can tell me who I've actually had sex with (in real life), I'd love to have my memory refreshed. :tongue::tongue::tongue:

 

[B_Ray6955]

Novice_btm,

I have a present for your 4,000th posting! I'll give it to you on my next trip. You're already on the schedule!

RAY

 

[Rubenesque]

Um, "useful" Denise??? Actually, I think I know JUST what you mean. :wink:

Oh I bet you do you saucy minx!! :biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

Oh I bet you do you saucy minx!! :biggrin1:

I was going to make a "sauce" joke, but I'm refraining. :tongue::wink:

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

I suppose this means you deserve a good fuck in the ass. What're you doing at say... 8ish?

 

[joyboytoy79]

I loves novice, and i can only hope to one day be as whoreish as he!

:kiss:

 

[novice_btm]

I suppose this means you deserve a good fuck in the ass. What're you doing at say... 8ish?

Hopefully picking you up here at the airport, with my kneepads already on. What's your flight info again?

I loves novice, and i can only hope to one day be as whoreish as he!

:kiss:

Wait, but I thought all my posts were so that I could vicariously be as whorish as YOU.
:tongue::wink::biggrin1:

 

[Ethyl]

Celebrate your whoredom, Novice. This place wouldn't be the same without it. :beerchug:

Just a thought...your ass shots are lovely to look upon but i'd love to see it peeking out from under a kilt. With the proper clan tartan, of course. :tongue:

 

[B_Ray6955]

Novice,

All this attention you're showing everyone else -- (pout) --- what am I? Chopped liver atop a prune danish?

ROFL!

RAY

 

[joyboytoy79]

Wait, but I thought all my posts were so that I could vicariously be as whorish as YOU.
:tongue::wink::biggrin1:

My dear, you are going to need FAR more than 4,000 posts to accomplish that!!! :biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

Celebrate your whoredom, Novice. This place wouldn't be the same without it. :beerchug:

Just a thought...your ass shots are lovely to look upon but i'd love to see it peeking out from under a kilt. With the proper clan tartan, of course. :tongue:

THANKS! Yeah, I actually had a series shot in my kilt, but all the pics that he took were peeks at the front, which is odd considering the reason he wanted the pix, was to photograph my ass (in my gallery, Crack, Pillow, and Standing, were all taken by him).

Novice,

All this attention you're showing everyone else -- (pout) --- what am I? Chopped liver atop a prune danish? ...

Eesh! I miss ONE and I've managed to turn a Marine into a pouter? :tongue:

My dear, you are going to need FAR more than 4,000 posts to accomplish that!!! :biggrin1:

But at least I'm trying.
*battle cries* On to 5,000!!!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

If you can tell me who I've actually had sex with (in real life), I'd love to have my memory refreshed. :tongue::tongue::tongue:

Didn't I set up something with Alexandre Despatie?

 

[DaveyR]

Well done Novice. You are worth your weight in posts.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Well done Novice. You are worth your weight in posts.

Hey!!! Are you calling me fat!?!?!?! Cuz you know, Novice and I merged a while back....

 

[Matthew]

Cuz you know, Novice and I merged a while back....

Wow, the novice/jbt unit has posted over 5,700 times.

Now that's a-hole lotta posts!

 

[joyboytoy79]

Wow, the novice/jbt unit has posted over 5,700 times.

Now that's a-hole lotta posts!

And a nice a-hole it is!

 

[DaveyR]

When did this merging take place and why was I not informed?

 

[Matthew]

When did this merging take place and why was I not informed?

Try to keep up, Dave: http://www.lpsg.org/relationships-discrimination-and-jealousy/33432-im-not-a-top.html

:wink: