Reasons why I think he's be great for the position:
His dedication to improvement of the site is documented, from sniffing fakes to suggesting needed thread merges along with the links to sew it all together. He's easily one of the best researchers on this site.
Intelligence - goes without saying. He has displayed logic and reason in the face of absurdity time and again.
Secure sense of self - He's displayed said logic and reason when they were not the popular flavour of the day.
Languages - Do we have any mods left who speak more than just English? Yes, it's the predominant language on the site but there are other language threads from time to time that only he would have a hope of decrypting.
Communicates his thoughts coherently and cohesively (unlike my scattered point form)
Location - He's farther West meaning better coverage of times (right now we're only covered by the waking hours from England to central US).
Gorgeous furry ass cheeks that just make you want to...Erm, sorry, that last point qualifies him for a different position altogether.