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DISCLAIMER: This is all meant in fun. I don't want to hear it from anyone who can't take a joke!!!
Just sharing some random thoughts as I sit here still recovering from last night's celebration. Now that weve gotten over the hurdle and put a black man in the White House, a few things need to change in order to continue the move towards equality:
1. Black people will hand over the month of February to the Latinos. This way, we can start the revolution to elect Maria Consuela Gonzales as President in our generation.
2. All white people who voted for Obama are now free to use the N-Word for a month. Anyone else is still a racist.
3. All branches of the NAACP in Red states will relinquish their offices and change the letter C from colored to caucasion.
4. BET will have to go off the air for good.
5. Jesse Jackson will be bleached and quarantined to Mississippi.
6. Our new national anthem, Big Ups To America, will be sang by T-Pain, Lil Wayne & M.I.A, with remixes by The Neptunes, The Beatnuts & Sean P Diddy Combs.
7. All rich conservatives voting for McCain must do 150 hours of community service passing out Welfare checks and Food Stamps to the needy.
8. Fox News must relocate their main branches to Iraq & Afghanistan. FX will set up shop in Guantanamo Bay.
9. Sarah Palin & Dan Quayle will be forced to make babies, which will be used for scientific research to see whether or not stupidity is hereditary.
10. All pro-lifers must name their next newborn child Hussein.
And last but not least...
11. All modes of presidential travel will be re-equipped with spinning rims. Because them bitches need to keep spinnin for the next 8 years!
Just sharing some random thoughts as I sit here still recovering from last night's celebration. Now that weve gotten over the hurdle and put a black man in the White House, a few things need to change in order to continue the move towards equality:
1. Black people will hand over the month of February to the Latinos. This way, we can start the revolution to elect Maria Consuela Gonzales as President in our generation.
2. All white people who voted for Obama are now free to use the N-Word for a month. Anyone else is still a racist.
3. All branches of the NAACP in Red states will relinquish their offices and change the letter C from colored to caucasion.
4. BET will have to go off the air for good.
5. Jesse Jackson will be bleached and quarantined to Mississippi.
6. Our new national anthem, Big Ups To America, will be sang by T-Pain, Lil Wayne & M.I.A, with remixes by The Neptunes, The Beatnuts & Sean P Diddy Combs.
7. All rich conservatives voting for McCain must do 150 hours of community service passing out Welfare checks and Food Stamps to the needy.
8. Fox News must relocate their main branches to Iraq & Afghanistan. FX will set up shop in Guantanamo Bay.
9. Sarah Palin & Dan Quayle will be forced to make babies, which will be used for scientific research to see whether or not stupidity is hereditary.
10. All pro-lifers must name their next newborn child Hussein.
And last but not least...
11. All modes of presidential travel will be re-equipped with spinning rims. Because them bitches need to keep spinnin for the next 8 years!