Nude beach for Growers

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  1. Finker

    Finker New Member

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    So the weather is really nice now. I'm heading to a nude beach tomorrow. Any appearance advice ? Im defn a grower and would like to entertain a bit. The beach is frequented by swinger couples. Any advice is welcome!!! Also with regards to approaching couples who like to look and smile, since I don't want to come off as rude.

    I'll also keep you posted if anything fun happens.
     
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    Ice breakers require a little authentic originality, a little revelation of your personality and style--with or without clothes.

    You can ask a couple for directions ("Which way is the beach?" "Do you know where I can buy some ice?"). Ask for help with suntan lotion. Say, "I love this weather!" Lie, and ask, "Um, excuse me--you aren't Jenny Lindberg, are you?"

    That's the way to avoid being rude--offer strangers (couples or singles) an opening or an offer to engage in small talk. They might shoot you a look that says Buzz Off Bud or a look that says, hmm, or wow. Take whatever happens graciously, and enjoy being naked. The world is an oyster. (that's my advice.)
     
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    In terms of "grower", just tug on your penis to stretch it out from time to time.

    I terms of starting a conversation, I suggest you rent all 3 Austin Powers movies, there are some great pickup line in there like "do you want to shag now or shag later baby" ?

    Of course, it helps when the female has a good name like Alota Fagina, Ivanna Humpalot, Lucy Shagwell etc.

    Remember to put lots of fake chest hair too ;-)


    :) :) :)
     
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    That's some great advice. Thanks man.
    I will let you know how it goes :)
     
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    :biggrin1:
    I've already got the chest hair ... and it's not fake :)
     
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    What beach?
     
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    Nice smiles and pleasant greetings, an object next to you on your towel for a conversation piece [cock ring,etc]. Don't lay right in front of a couple/single, give some space, walking and looking for shells or something, bending over to pick them up and giving a show of your ass and hangers, getting wet so your balls are tight, then oil them. Be shaved, above and below, many nudists/swingers are shaved, get sand on your ass and maybe someone will be offer to brush it off.

    Starting a conversation; boy I've been waiting for summer, hope I don't get burned, you on vacation, this is living, what beautiful people, can I join you?......
     
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    i love nude beaches most people that go there are very friendly if your laying near them they will talk to you.. but if a couple is off by there self most likely the want to be along with each other
     
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    Lick your forehead and paste a $100 bill on it.....and walk around with a hardon.....as you approach a person or a couple ask them "Do you see anything you like?" and depending if they look at the $100 bill or your big hard cock first....you'll know what they're interested in!
     
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    I have only flown over (at slow speed and low level) a nude beach in a military helicopter (if that was us that sprayed sand on you my apologies).

    But I just wonder if its any more of a hookup place than a clothed one? It seems that there were a larger ratio of males to females and not really a happening place.
     
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    It's what you make it. If you take the wrong attitude to a nude beach you will very likely be disappointed.

    A nude beach is not a fashion show for the body. Everybody has different tastes and find different people interesting or attractive. The best idea is to go to enjoy a day at the beach and anything on top of that is gravy.
     
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    Make sure you've picked the right beach- not good to be hard at the wrong one.
     
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