Nude Sleeping Stories

MrMartini

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I think it's fairly well established that a lot of us sleep nude. Granted it's a matter of personal taste and comfort. But, I'm curious if anybody has any funny, awkward or embarrassing stories about sleeping in the nude. I've had some of each category but the funny one is this. Years ago I was travelling extensively on business and I had a female co-worker (both of us married but not to each other at the time) who worked with me. As nature goes, we ended up sleeping together most of the time on the road. On one trip we were working in Colorado and were staying in a very nice hotel on the third or fourth floor. Middle of the night the fire alarm goes off. I jump up and grab a t-shirt and jeans and head for the door. She's lagging behind. I said "What the hell are you doing?" She said I'm trying to find a bra that matches the panties I've got out." I said, "It's a fucking fire alarm". Forget about matching anything. She fumbled some more and found the matching bra. Then the alarm went off. We undressed and went back to bed. I never let her forget that.

Any other stories?
 

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I have two stories.

A few years ago I moved into a new condo. I had worked late one night, got home at like 330am. I was so tired nothing was going to wake me. So I guess when the two maintenance guys knocked at my door I didn't hear them. They assumed no one was home so they just came in. I heard them inside and that's what woke me up. Didn't know what was going on and I jumped out of bed and out of my room completely naked . They justjust apolog and left. I've actually been caught twice by employees at my building. Once coming out of the shower.

The second story. I woke up one morning after hearing a loud noise .. I looked over and saw the window washer hanging at my window. He got a great view of my morning wood.

So pretty much all of the employees at my building have seen me naked lol.