A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
off his clothes and
starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets
an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
"You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
you get an erection
it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of
the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.
Finished, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits
down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam
room toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says
the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me.
" The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench
and has his way with
him. The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling,
naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
$500 membership
fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to
see all our facilities." "Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 68 years
old. I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day!
I'm outta here!"
off his clothes and
starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets
an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
"You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
you get an erection
it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of
the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.
Finished, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits
down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam
room toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says
the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me.
" The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench
and has his way with
him. The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling,
naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
$500 membership
fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to
see all our facilities." "Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 68 years
old. I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day!
I'm outta here!"
