nudist colony

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  1. omega

    omega New Member

    Jun 22, 2005
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    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
    off his clothes and
    starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
    immediately gets
    an erection.
    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
    for me?"
    The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
    "You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
    you get an erection
    it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of
    the swimming pool, lies
    down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
    with her.
    Finished, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
    the sauna and as he sits
    down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam
    room toward him.
    "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says
    the newcomer.
    "You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it
    implies that you called for me.
    " The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench
    and has his way with
    him. The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is
    greeted by the smiling,
    naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.
    "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
    $500 membership
    fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't had the chance to
    see all our facilities." "Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 68 years
    old. I get an erection once a
    month, but I fart 15 times a day!

    I'm outta here!"

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    Oct 28, 2010
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    Chi-Town Hustler
    Just been on my first nudist colony and on the last night there was a cabaret act with a nude female ventriloquist...

    She sucked though; I could definitely see her lips moving!
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