punk9: I was down in SoFla last weekend and although it was chilly for Florida, I hit Haulover three times.
The first day, a young dude and two chicks walked down the beach, and a few hours later, came back and hung at the gay section.
I noticed this kid jacking his sausage, so I primed my bone up and walked over their way. He was Uruguayan, speaking some unintelligible dialect of Spanish, but the international language of the erection took over. The lifeguards were packing up to leave as I strolled over. So for about ten min, he was stroking his uncut cock while I jacked my rod along with two chicks. The chicks said that I won the size contest. He was asking me to squirt, but got spooked and split before I could.
The next evening, It was warmer, as the cold front was about to come through with a tornado watch and massive thunderstorms. But I hung out until dark and the total character of the beach changed from homo to het. A skanky fat island girl lay on the ramp up to a lifeguard stand and this equally skanky latino guy began eating her out. This, after an okay looking white couple split due to overbearing het male exhibitionists.
As this bizarre scene was going on, clueless het voyeurs were getting in my face to check out the skanks. I asked them nicely to get out of my personal space, and one complied, but one with the obnoxion of the truly self-centered started to give me shit, so I threatened to make him bleed and his friend convinced him to relent.
I squired a big load after they split from the lifeguard stand.
The last day, my flight left miami in the early evening, so I couldn't stay for after hours, but there was one really nice dude with a beautiful long, thick, slightly tumescent penis. As I was fixing to split, he was pissing, and in passing complimented him on the most beautiful penis on the beach that day. He was at first taken aback, but once realizing this was a compliement, he returned it in kind, but alas, too late in the day.
That day, I took half a viagra so I was half hard all day. Since my bone sticks straight up when hard, mere engorgement pointing straight down does not qualify as an erection. Chicks were comparing my ample equipment to their guy's skinny worms as I strutted up and down the beach.
