"Nurse Nancy" Joke

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by FlowerChick, Nov 15, 2009.

  1. FlowerChick

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2009
    Messages:
    144
    Albums:
    11
    Likes Received:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Verified:
    Photo
    Courtesy, Relatively_Friendly, Yahoo Groups

    "NURSE NANCY"

    Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.*
    ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.

    ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''

    ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

    All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.

    ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''



    Laughter really is the best medine! Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day! *

    See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here:

    http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/
     
Draft saved Draft deleted