"Nurse Nancy" Joke

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    "NURSE NANCY"

    Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.*
    ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.

    ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''

    ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

    All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.

    ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''



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