Nurses never laugh

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  1. BigDallasDick8x6

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    "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Bob declared.

    "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Bob said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure ..

    "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Bob replied.

    Things went downhill from there.
     
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    I got this on email a couple of days ago.

    It's a small world.

    No pun intended.
     
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    :rofl: ROTFLMAO!!! :lmao:
     
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    That one is a giggle!
     
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