I'm offering this free service only for the biggest, baddest dicks in the NYC area. Submit photos to be considered for a personal measuring and assessment. I will use certified bone-pressed dorsal measuring methods performed with a flexible tape measure. Girth will also be recorded as well. A subjective 1-10 rating of your rigidity, curvature direction and degree as well as general phallic aesthetics will also be added to your rating. Uncut cocks will be greeted with a host of additional analytical criteria to rate your foreskin length, prepuce suppleness and intensity of natural cock-head aroma. With the results of this examination in hand you can publish and promote your stats as independently confirmed by an independent cock aficionado and expert.
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