What do you get when you cram 25 drug and attitude-free guys into a downtown Manhattan hotel room, add a tape measure, some data collection forms and a statistically minded individual? A Dick Size Measuring Party and the Big Apple's next DSMP will be taking place on the evening of April 1. Dont let the name fool you the activity is not restricted to just taking measurements - jo, oral, rimming and anal action will also be featured. In addition, guys of ANY endowment size who are at their ideal body weight and between the ages of 18 and 50 are welcome to attend. More information about this unique party is located at www.sizesurvey.com/faq.html (it's a totally free site). If youre interested in attending, drop me a line and include your age, height and weight-related stats. To give you a better idea of what to expect, the pics that appear at the bottom of this post were taken at recent parties that I've hosted in the past. BTW, please note that since we'll be meeting at a $350/night hotel room, I'll be requesting a $10 contribution at the door to help defray costs.