A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up
and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is
heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over
him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and
says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.
Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the
most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?" "Well,"
she explains, "one popular myth is that African Americans men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish decent." Suddenly, the women
becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto" the man says as he extends his hand. "Tonto Goldstein."
and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is
heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over
him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and
says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.
Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the
most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?" "Well,"
she explains, "one popular myth is that African Americans men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish decent." Suddenly, the women
becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto" the man says as he extends his hand. "Tonto Goldstein."
