NZ spider objects to Canadian's penis

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  1. B_stanmarsh14

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    A Canadian tourist who decided to take a quick nap on a NZ beach following a skinny-dip ended up seriously hospitalised after a venomous spider bit his penis, Oz's The Age reports.


    The unnamed 22-year-old awoke after his kip in the North Island's northern extremity to find his penis "swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite".


    NZ spider objects to Canadian's todger ? The Register

    Sounds like my ex :biggrin1:
     
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    'Bootnote

    The katipo, meaning "night-stinger" in Maori, apparently attacks "only in self-defence"...'

    What? Is The Age (or The Register) implying there's more to this story, do you think?
     
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    As one comment reads....

    Photophobia

    The fear of being pictured by StreetView while you're lying naked on the beach with a swollen penis :laugh2:
     
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