NZ spider objects to Canadian's penis

[B_stanmarsh14]

A Canadian tourist who decided to take a quick nap on a NZ beach following a skinny-dip ended up seriously hospitalised after a venomous spider bit his penis, Oz's The Age reports.


The unnamed 22-year-old awoke after his kip in the North Island's northern extremity to find his penis "swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite".


NZ spider objects to Canadian's todger ? The Register

Sounds like my ex :biggrin1:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

'Bootnote

The katipo, meaning "night-stinger" in Maori, apparently attacks "only in self-defence"...'

What? Is The Age (or The Register) implying there's more to this story, do you think?

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

As one comment reads....

Photophobia

The fear of being pictured by StreetView while you're lying naked on the beach with a swollen penis :laugh2: