o women like to get happy ending massages too?

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Damn your sexiness! It jams up a woman's gaydar! :eek:

Maybe I should wear a pink tutu the next time I grocery shop at night.

It's odd to run into the same woman in 5 different aisles in the grocery store at 10pm when there are only 10 people in the whole place. lol I'm pretty flirt blind especially with women but when I bump into someone for the 5th time and finally realize what's happening, I'm always tempted to say, "You're barking up the wrong forest mam. I play for the other team."

Coincidentally, the supermarket where this happens is called "Lucky". The other supermarket in town, ironically, is called "Safeway". :tongue:
 

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I think it's a stretch, although a lot of guys are big ole sluts so it isn't necessary to be very attractive. I can't even imagine what I would say that wouldn't come off as creepy instead of sexy to get a guy at the grocery store to come home with me, but I like that he thinks it's feasible. I care about his opinion of me, and he thinks I'm sexy and that's all that matters. :biggrin1:

Furtive eye contact with a sly smile seems to be the MO for most of the women I have been cruised by in the grocery store. Then an innocent question or comment on what I am buying. Then a more suggestive comment like- "Oh I always like to eat ice cream curled up on the couch." WTF is she telling this to me for? lol.


Sorry about the missing "D" in the thread title.

Needless to say I've never followed through on any suggestive offers but the women have never come across as creepy.
 
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Maybe I should wear a pink tutu the next time I grocery shop at night.

It's odd to run into the same woman in 5 different aisles in the grocery store at 10pm when there are only 10 people in the whole place. lol I'm pretty flirt blind especially with women but when I bump into someone for the 5th time and finally realize what's happening, I'm always tempted to say, "You're barking up the wrong forest mam. I play for the other team."

Coincidentally, the supermarket where this happens is called "Lucky". The other supermarket in town, ironically, is called "Safeway". :tongue:

Best start shopping at Safeway, then. And would it hurt you to lose the flannel? Maybe keep a little eye liner in the car? Do a little Eddie Izzard to tip the ladies off? Apparently you look like one big happy ending in the ice cream aisle!

Wonder if anyone really gets lucky at the supermarket. Next time, I'm gonna fix myself up for that late night trip instead of wearing my pjs.....
 

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Furtive eye contact with a sly smile seems to be the MO for most of the women I have been cruised by in the grocery store. Then an innocent question or comment on what I am buying. Then a more suggestive comment like- "Oh I always like to eat ice cream curled up on the couch." WTF is she telling this to me for? lol.


Sorry about the missing "D" in the thread title.

Needless to say I've never followed through on any suggestive offers but the women have never come across as creepy.


LOL, at least if you ever decide to experiment w/women, you know you've got it going on! :tongue:
 

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Apparently you look like one big happy ending in the ice cream aisle!

Must be the maraschino cherries dangling from my ears. I think you can talk your way into sex with any guy anywhere cutie.


Or, get a pair of wristbands with pink triangles on them....that should be a dead giveaway! ;-D

I'll try to skip down the aisles carrying frozen quiche dinners.

LOL, at least if you ever decide to experiment w/women, you know you've got it going on! :tongue:

What do you think the reaction would be if I told them I was gay but would like to experiment with a woman, could you help me out?
 

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Must be the maraschino cherries dangling from my ears. I think you can talk your way into sex with any guy anywhere cutie.

Mmmm....I love sucking on cherries!


I'll try to skip down the aisles carrying frozen quiche dinners.

Quite the picture you paint there Earl...skipping, cherries dangling, flannel flapping in the chilly air of the ice cream coolers, your basket full of quiche!

What do you think the reaction would be if I told them I was gay but would like to experiment with a woman, could you help me out?

I think we covered this already.....

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Yeah we did go thru this but I'm just scared.

Would a woman really fall for a "I'm gay but curious be gentle with me" line for sex? at the supermarket?

Though curious, I'm scared that she would say yes and I'd have to, gulp, go through with it. Curiosity not greater than fear at this point. I'll just hide behind the cherries and flannel shirt and this shopping cart full of quiche.
 

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Furtive eye contact with a sly smile seems to be the MO for most of the women I have been cruised by in the grocery store. Then an innocent question or comment on what I am buying. Then a more suggestive comment like- "Oh I always like to eat ice cream curled up on the couch." WTF is she telling this to me for? lol.


Sorry about the missing "D" in the thread title.

Needless to say I've never followed through on any suggestive offers but the women have never come across as creepy.

I just looked at your photo and no wonder why you get looks. You're cute! :biggrin1:

And now the suggestion of you wearing cherries and skipping down the aisle with quiche makes me giggle. :lmao:

I've got to be honest, when I was single, I didn't pick up men. I usually just go places and guys hit on me, then I play defense until I don't want to any more. Oh, I take that back, I did once in a hotel bar, but that's only because I was all alone at a table and he was all alone at a table, so I figured that I should suggest that we sit together. The rest of the story doesn't even need to be told, it's so obvious, but it wasn't really my intention to pick him up. I just thought he was attractive and looked like he'd appreciate the conversation as much as I would.
 
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What do you think the reaction would be if I told them I was gay but would like to experiment with a woman, could you help me out?

If I ever make it out to SFO, I would like to watch this...

If she says yes, then I'll come down the aisle, act like your jilted bf and get you off the hook.
 

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I just looked at your photo and no wonder why you get looks. You're cute! :biggrin1:

And now the suggestion of you wearing cherries and skipping down the aisle with quiche makes me giggle. :lmao:

I've got to be honest, when I was single, I didn't pick up men. I usually just go places and guys hit on me, then I play defense until I don't want to any more. Oh, I take that back, I did once in a hotel bar, but that's only because I was all alone at a table and he was all alone at a table, so I figured that I should suggest that we sit together. The rest of the story doesn't even need to be told, it's so obvious, but it wasn't really my intention to pick him up. I just thought he was attractive and looked like he'd appreciate the conversation as much as I would.

So you ended up in a hotel room with the guy you shared the table with? Way to go Petite. I think more guys would appreciate a woman to initiate stuff like that! You must be pretty hot yourself.

Yeah, I do look pretty good with cherry earrings. :tongue:

If I ever make it out to SFO, I would like to watch this...

If she says yes, then I'll come down the aisle, act like your jilted bf and get you off the hook.

The jilted BF part not only need to wear cherry earrings but is required to wear a complete Carmen Miranda outfit. Careful what you wish for.
 

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Oh hells yeah! Booking my ticket now!!!

Make sure the earrings are clip ons though -- I'm not pierced -- anywhere...
 

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Yeah we did go thru this but I'm just scared.

Would a woman really fall for a "I'm gay but curious be gentle with me" line for sex? at the supermarket?

Though curious, I'm scared that she would say yes and I'd have to, gulp, go through with it. Curiosity not greater than fear at this point. I'll just hide behind the cherries and flannel shirt and this shopping cart full of quiche.

Totally. Well, maybe not at the supermarket, but there are a lot of women just thirsting for such a challenge. And don't forget - you'll always have me. I'll Bluetooth you through any such event, and even keep the car running ourside in case you freak out and need someone to drive the getaway car! I'll feed you ice cream, let you rest your head on my non-threatening bosom and pat you on the head until all the bad dreams of hetero sex go away. :biggrin1:

It's the least I can do considering all the hell my festive friends have nursed me through during my life.
 
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Totally. Well, maybe not at the supermarket, but there are a lot of women just thirsting for such a challenge. And don't forget - you'll always have me. I'll Bluetooth you through any such event, and even keep the car running ourside in case you freak out and need someone to drive the getaway car! I'll feed you ice cream, let you rest your head on my non-threatening bosom and pat you on the head until all the bad dreams of hetero sex go away. :biggrin1:

It's the least I can do considering all the hell my festive friends have nursed me through during my life.

:hug: Aw thanks Femme. Rocky Road and don't crush my cherry earrings. I'm giving them to Mick.

Is "festive" your Canadian code word for gay? :tongue:
 

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So you ended up in a hotel room with the guy you shared the table with? Way to go Petite. I think more guys would appreciate a woman to initiate stuff like that! You must be pretty hot yourself.

I was much younger than I am now. :redface:

Once upon a time... But now I have a hot guy who loves me and wants me, so I've got nothing to complain about. :biggrin:
 
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I love massages, and I miss them too. Recuperating now, so massages are out for a few months, but you can bet I will be booking one as soon as I can!

But I think guys get a different reaction than we do when they get a massage. I can concentrate on the part being massaged while my husband says all guys can think about is "don't get an erection, don't get an erection," or "here comes my erection, yay!"

I only get orgasms from sex, and I just don't equate a massage with sex. Now, I've had massages that are part of sexplay, or more accurate lead to sex, but from a massage Terrill or Sherry leading to orgasm? I can't even fit that in my head!!!
 

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:hug: Aw thanks Femme. Rocky Road and don't crush my cherry earrings. I'm giving them to Mick.

Is "festive" your Canadian code word for gay? :tongue:

It's the Simpson's code word for gay - I just co-opted it for my own use! :biggrin1:

Rocky Road it is. I can't promise the cherry earrings will make it for Mick.....we may have to arm wrestle for those. I really like cherries!