I was looking at the reverse photostat of my original birth certificate from Ewetaw (they now issue small plastic ones the same size of credit cards -- for everyone). Anyway, my original birth certificate merely states my full name (decided by my parents), my sex (male) and that I was born to Mr (full name) Mildifebear and Mrs (full name) Midlifebear. It also notes the time of birth and the physician who delivered me. There is no hospital name (although I was the first child on both sides of my family to be born in a hospital). As for the physician, Good Old (and he was really, really OLD) Doc Richards, it merely claims that he was licensed by the State of Utah to practice medicine. Not much else. No little foot prints. No little hand prints. There is the birth date, as well as the time of birth, but the birth certificate shows it wasn't filled out for three days until after the event.
Anyone want to contend my natural born citizenship? Anyone?