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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? "
 

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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? "
Heh. She really charbroiled him for that one.:rofl::chairfall:
 

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Hell yeah!!! That'll work a treat! :tongue:


ANd OMG Reallyonlyme!!!
How long you've had that?!?!

hehe... I read your post thinking... wait a minute.. I didn't write that! :eek:
:lmao:
 

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ANd OMG Reallyonlyme!!!
How long you've had that?!?!

Longer than you have :p Cheeky bugger!

hehe... I read your post thinking... wait a minute.. I didn't write that! :eek:
:lmao:

How do you think I felt when I found a thread I remember nothing about, yet I was the main poster!
 

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OOops! :redface:

I didn't realise - will go search for a new one :wink:
Cute though... we have such good taste! :tongue:

Maybe we should find a way to fix being at the opp sides of the country! :cool:
 

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Well they do say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'....

and some people round here need to get they're eyes checked! :tongue:

Let's just say God blessed me with a sense of humour and an infectious laugh! :wink: and thought that was enough for any woman! :lmao:
 

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Well they do say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'....

and some people round here need to get they're eyes checked! :tongue:

Let's just say God blessed me with a sense of humour and an infectious laugh! :wink: and thought that was enough for any woman! :lmao:

I think someone is being modest, but ok. I guess I missed out on my chance to see for myself. I believe you contacted me saying you were going to be in Dallas. Too bad I couldn't meet you.:redface:

A sense of humor and an infectious laugh go a long way too.:wink: