Obviously it's no-one here... ;)

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  1. got_lost

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    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
    The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
    "What's wrong?" he asks.
    She answers " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? "
     
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    *grin*
    Perfect joke for THIS site :)
     
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    Heh. She really charbroiled him for that one.:rofl::chairfall:
     
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    Ha Ha I'm sure none of the ladies on here have got an arse that big :redface:
     
  5. got_lost

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    You haven't seen mine!!!! :lmao:
     
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    You're right ...what do I need to bring to get it going :biggrin1:
     
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    ummmm..... some charcoal and meat!??!
    Oh and something to ignite it with :biggrin1:
     
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    K8... That avatar looks strangely familiar....
     
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    Ok let's see ...charcoal - check, meat check, meat - check, meat - check (you can't be too careful) - something to ignit it?....I've got a bottle of vodka, maybe that will work?
     
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    Hell yeah!!! That'll work a treat! :tongue:


    ANd OMG Reallyonlyme!!!
    How long you've had that?!?!

    hehe... I read your post thinking... wait a minute.. I didn't write that! :eek:
    :lmao:
     
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    :drive: :flowers1: :banana: :boobies2:
     
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    Longer than you have :p Cheeky bugger!

    How do you think I felt when I found a thread I remember nothing about, yet I was the main poster!
     
  13. got_lost

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    OOops! :redface:

    I didn't realise - will go search for a new one :wink:
    Cute though... we have such good taste! :tongue:

    Maybe we should find a way to fix being at the opp sides of the country! :cool:
     
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    :rofl:

    BURN!!


    BTW K8, I've heard you are quite the attractive woman, why on earth did you delete your gallery??!
     
  15. got_lost

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    Eh? What? Me? :eek:

    Noooooooo!!! :lmao: Someone's pulling your leg!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    Nah :biggrin1:, I know I've read before that you are quite the beauty, and a delight to be around.:wink:
     
  17. got_lost

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    Well they do say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'....

    and some people round here need to get they're eyes checked! :tongue:

    Let's just say God blessed me with a sense of humour and an infectious laugh! :wink: and thought that was enough for any woman! :lmao:
     
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    I think someone is being modest, but ok. I guess I missed out on my chance to see for myself. I believe you contacted me saying you were going to be in Dallas. Too bad I couldn't meet you.:redface:

    A sense of humor and an infectious laugh go a long way too.:wink:
     
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    :eek: I did!!!
    :biggrin1: I was!!!

    Isn't it flat!!! :rolleyes:


    And Reallyonlyme.... I've found a white one!!! :biggrin1:
     
  20. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    It was you right, back when you called yourself IknowKK? You never made it here?

    I'll be the first to say, you didn't miss much.:wink:
     
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