October 1st Smack the shit out of your boss

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  1. Mr. Snakey

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    I am proclaiming a new holiday. On october 1st smack the shit out of your boss. Wouldnt it be wonderful to hear one massive collective slap around the world? Thats right just smack the taste out of your bosses mouth. As with any holiday i am starting to prepare and may celebrate early.
     
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    I am self-employed........what do I do?
     
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    jerk it?
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    At this point in time though the thought is delightful I dont think it would quite be the the thing since I do like to eat. I prefer to think about it with a smile on my face as I endure...
     
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    I dunno, with the combined people who really hate this dirtbag in the whole damned store, we might put him into a permanent coma.
     
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    Mr Snakey, i protest, my reason is being a boss myself, i can assure you some of my employees need a damm good pasting, slapping,thumping!!!.

    I am now hi-jacking this thread to SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EMPLOYEE'S DAY.:biggrin1: HEHE, Cheers fella.
     
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    Take that... punch ... slap.... whack.....ha ha

    uz
     
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    Sucks to be your own boss...unless you're a masochist.

    I'm not.

     
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    Depends on what you're going to smack them with. :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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    And to think that I was going to offer you a $250K per annum job. :tongue:
     
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    Nice! What was the job?
     
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    Talk about a WHACK job... lol
     
  13. Mr. Snakey

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    No im the boss. However we all have a boss over us. Im in retail. Anyone who works in retail can tell you how ruthless it can be. Im a very nice man. However once someone crosses the line with me i can be the most visious man alive. And in truth im not hurting for money that bad. So as planned i will become a house husband. My post was just having fun at the thought of who would like to smack their boss. I know many people can relate to this. And yes some employees need to be smacked. lOL
     
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    Self employed here too and my other half works for me - well technically he does - so it could be interesting :wink:
     
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    Smack your boss? You people would never make it as a postal worker.
     
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    This is why I love you! :heart: You are a friggin' genius! :cool: Am I allowed to go back to old jobs and smack the shit out of bosses who desperately need it?

    Hey Hootie, I got a joke for you.
    Q: How can you tell when the post office is hiring?
    A: The flag is flying at half-mast. :biggrin1:
     
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    I immediately thought of the boss I had when I worked fast food. He needed the serious shit smacked out of him. Preferably by all the female employees (including me) that he sexually harrassed. :mad:

    LMAO at the joke! :biggrin1:
     
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    I think you should hit yourself
     
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