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Hey everyone! it's been a long time since i've posted. Anywho, does anyone have some odd or embarrassing doctor stories? I recently had my anual check-up which sparked a memory of mine. When I was younger, during puberty I developed some very odd rashes on my body. I later found out I was alergic to red dye..but that kind of fell through. The point is, i went to a local doctor to see whats up. I was asked to strip to my boxers before he came in. After a while he entered with two nurses in training and asked if i minded their presence. Ofcourse I didn't care. So, after checking some of my body he asked me to lie down on the medical table. He pulled my boxers down to my knees (with my mother in the room) and gave a little smirk.
Out of his breast pocket he pulled what I thought were some sort of hippy beads ranging in size from very smal to very big. He didn't even explain that they were different testicle sizes and got to work. With the two female nurses he palpated my testicles for what seemed like forever (in reality i'm guessing only two minutes), manipulating them rather hardly so it protruded out of the sack and checked their sizes. It REALLY hurt. I don't understand how groping my testicles had to do with alergies...well thats my story! either explain or tell yours!
 

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A couple of months back, I had to go see a Urologist due to a lingering prostatits infection. So I give my urine sample to the nurse and get ushered into the room. Explain what's going on to the doc and what medications I'm taking and he tells me "OK, drop trou and present." I'm thinking, cute doctor with a sense of humor - this could be fun. He handles the testicles until he finds the pain point and does the turn your head and cough part.

Next he tells me he's going to do a manual prostate exam so turn around and bend over the table. No big deal, I've had bigger things in my ass than a finger. So he gets to business and pokes around a little. His finger still in my ass, he tells me "I'm going to massage your prostate a little to see if there might be some bacteria still in the works, hopefully you'll still be talking to me aftwards." OK, that was a new one. So he starts "massaging". I've handled quite a few large things before, but he wasn't massaging - he was banging that sucker up hard. After that, he tells me to conjure up another sample and he'll be back.

He comes back, asks me if I'm still speaking to him. At this point, I'm thinking what the hell do you say now? So I just looked him straight in the eye and said "Sure, but usually I get a kiss and dinner for that kind of abuse." He never batted an eye.
 
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well...18 years ago,i moved to charlotte nc.i was hired by a local trucking co and sent for a preemployment physical.to my surprise the doc was a georgeous redhead.her assistant was a buxom blonde,i damned near blew a load while she was examining me!
 

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Hey everyone! it's been a long time since i've posted. Anywho, does anyone have some odd or embarrassing doctor stories? I recently had my anual check-up which sparked a memory of mine. When I was younger, during puberty I developed some very odd rashes on my body. I later found out I was alergic to red dye..but that kind of fell through. The point is, i went to a local doctor to see whats up. I was asked to strip to my boxers before he came in. After a while he entered with two nurses in training and asked if i minded their presence. Ofcourse I didn't care. So, after checking some of my body he asked me to lie down on the medical table. He pulled my boxers down to my knees (with my mother in the room) and gave a little smirk.
Out of his breast pocket he pulled what I thought were some sort of hippy beads ranging in size from very smal to very big. He didn't even explain that they were different testicle sizes and got to work. With the two female nurses he palpated my testicles for what seemed like forever (in reality i'm guessing only two minutes), manipulating them rather hardly so it protruded out of the sack and checked their sizes. It REALLY hurt. I don't understand how groping my testicles had to do with alergies...well thats my story! either explain or tell yours!


He was measuring the size of you testicles.
 

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i had to take a physical for a job i had. nurses did their thing, etc. then the doctor came in 1 on 1. he has me lie down and it seems like he's checking to see if my legs are the same length. he says for me to undue my pants. then he comes to my side and starts to pull my underwear up and reaches in, he is totally fumblin with my jones and nuts. i look over at him and he's looking away kinda, with his eyes clamped shut. then hes past by balls and is feelin for somethin (a lost coin maybe) in the area between my ass and nuts. i could feel a stir and was hoping this would all end very soon. thank god it did!

i never said anything about it to anyone, and i did get the job. one day i'm having lunch with one of my co-workers and he tells me during his physical the doctor molested him. bare in mind that this co-worker was very handsome, and i'm not hard to look at either. then i thought if i asked this one hard to look at co-worker about his run in with the doc. he said he didn't get the freebie.

bad doctor, very bad! didn't even offer to buy me dinner.
 

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When I had just moved to a different big city, I got a doctor recommended by two women friends. They said she was no-nonsense and straightforward to the point of being brusque, but that she was excellent. Indeed, when I went to see her, she was like this, When it got to be time to examine the boys, again she was very business-like. I certainly didn't have any stirrings down below during the exam. As she confirmed that my balls were fine, she then, in a very matter-of-fact manner, said "and your penis is very large, very thick." That was it - there was no obvious indication of desire for further discussion, she just continued the end of the exam and we set up the next one.

I lived there for two years, saw her two more times before I found out I was moving again. When I told her that I would not be scheduling another appointment and why, she invited me out to dinner! We had a few dates before I left town. She was a total size queen! She was also a great doctor...with a great body.
 

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I have been in a doctor's office where the only examining room that was safe had no door because it used to be the nurses station. The other rooms were being repaired for water damage, and the doctor give me a choice of waiting for a more private place or getting things over with and I accepted to be examned in the open. I told the doctor I had no problem with this if no one stops and stares at me or laughs and he examine me right there in the open and completely naked. But I refused the rectal examination! sorry! lol

I have also had sex with a woman in a examining room. We were both late and we were talking in the waiting room for hours, and the conversation was starting to get like "what kind of man you like?" and "what you like him to do?" She say if I can find a room, she'll let me do some of these things to her.....and so I did. Some of the best sex I ever had in my entire life!
 

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When I was about 13, our local small town doctor put his finger up my ass and worked my prostate until I came. I thought it was odd at the time, but, hey, he was the doctor and he had some sort of reason that seemed plausible. It turned out later that he was gay and had been doing some things to other kids worse than milking my prostate. I was pretty large by then - I guess he wanted to see just how large!
 

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When I was about 13, our local small town doctor put his finger up my ass and worked my prostate until I came. I thought it was odd at the time, but, hey, he was the doctor and he had some sort of reason that seemed plausible. It turned out later that he was gay and had been doing some things to other kids worse than milking my prostate. I was pretty large by then - I guess he wanted to see just how large!

How long did it take for you to cum? Must have been very strange to a 13 yr old boy to be in that position more than 10 seconds. That sounds painful and illegal. Is the asshole still practicing?
 

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When I was about 13, our local small town doctor put his finger up my ass and worked my prostate until I came. I thought it was odd at the time, but, hey, he was the doctor and he had some sort of reason that seemed plausible. It turned out later that he was gay and had been doing some things to other kids worse than milking my prostate. I was pretty large by then - I guess he wanted to see just how large!


I've mentioned it before, but I got molested by by a doc when I was 12. Oh, and my mother was in the room at the time. Gee, I wonder if that's were I got some of my touching issues from:rolleyes:
 

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There was alot more to the story. I later found out that he was dealing drugs. He ended up in jail. As for my part of the story, it didn't take long for me to cum at all - he basically just pressed my prostate a couple of times and out it shot. I had actually had a m/m experience (blow jobs, etc. nothing anal) already. I was totally embarrassed and wondered why he was doing it, but I kind of liked it.
 

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when i was about 16 or 17 i went to my first physical that i had been to since i really had started puberty (noticed erections and had hair) and for some reason i was taken back when he asked me to drop my boxers haha. he made a remark 'well it looks like you wont have any problems in the locker room' and i just had a smirk on my face and then i was finished and gone! still see the same doctor to this day!
 

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Before my parents bring us to this country, I had never had a physical exam alone. The doctor examine me and my brothers and one cousin all in the same room, and we're all buttnaked. This story may be strange here in the US, but where my family from is very normal, and I remember the look on my first American doctor's face to find I didn't wear underwear for my physical. He took one look at me, his face turn red, he smile a little and ask me "Where are you from, Eddie?" No hello or nothing, and I guess it was because his American patients wore underwear. Then he ask "Are you comfortable this way?" I ask him "what way, Dr. *?" He didn't say nothing else about it and finish examining me.
 

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Not an odd story but... A couple of years ago I noticed that I had these itchy nodules on my balls (it appears the boy in Spain I had rubbed a couple of weeks before, as clean as he appeared, carried an animal farm in his crotch). I saw a doctor, and she refered me to a specialist at the university hospital. He had no regular time slots available but could schedule me in quick, if I was willing to be a part of his class. Fine, I said and smiled, and went to the doctor's the same week.

First I was asked questions, and my balls were carefully examined by two interested students (girls). Then the doctor came in, with more students, a girl and 4-5 guys. All examined my balls in a most natural, straight-face but fascinated manner:) It was pretty cool:)

I got the right medication, and the nodules were forever gone in a matter of days. Only the memory of the mass-examination lingers :biggrin1:
 

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Once had to have a physical for work, saw a doctor I have never seen.

He apparantly had never seen an uncut cock (or one with a lot of foreskin).

He did the usual 'checking' then spent what seemed to be several minutes pushinig and pulling the skin, back and forth...back and forth, even going so far as to rub the (constant) precum into the head...

Started to get a solid half- hard and finally coughed...

He looked a bit started and dropped my cock... He was wearing a lab coat so could not see a 'reaction' from him...he did seem a tad flushed.

Didn't think anything of it but.... oh well