Odd Lubes

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  1. EternalCaverns

    EternalCaverns New Member

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    Any guys here experimented with using different kinds of ingredients as lubes to get many kinds of sensations?

    Here are some examples...coconut oil, peanut butter, lotions with menthol, aloe vera gel, clumpy oatmeal batter, lubes that heat up stroking, loose warm wax, shea butter, sticky rice, liquid latex, chocolate syrup, etc., etc.

    If you've experimented with tons of ingredients during masturbation, which ingredients made for the best lubes? Which ingredients made for the worse?

    Are there men who who prefer to be completely dry when jacking off and don't like lube?

    Some men have told me that guys who prefer jacking off without lube cum quicker during sex because they aren't used to the sensitivity that a wet feeling creates when they enter a wet vagina or a lubed anus.
     
  2. SCSea

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    I'm partial to Mobil 1 synthetic motor oil. (srsly)

    Another favorite - jojoba oil, which is actually a wax if you want to get technical about it.

    Best for massage/making out/getting down to business - Macadamia Nut Oil, with a polyurethane condom if you're so inclined.
     
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    The only different stuff i have ever used was baby oil and olive oil. Plus, both of them kept my skin from drying out.
     
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    LOL... fresh from the bottle rather than the crankcase, I presume. :biggrin1:
     
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    Motor oil sounds resonable to me, after all he is using it for a had crank
     
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    i used shampoo Flexx brand and it would dry the skin right off my dick it would just peel off it hurt a little but it hurt so good.
    I used to use a rabbit skin hide to jack off and wipe the cum up with the back of the hide leathery part
     
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    Ha! Me, too when I was about 16. It felt so good and so exotic/kinky. I'd just pull it slowly over and around my cock until it became so intense that I just exploded. It took a lot of restraint to not use it as a sort of mitt and jack off in the usual way. The poor rabbit pelt soon became, um, crinkly and a bit of an embarrassment. :redface:
     
  8. SCSea

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    Yeah, *fresh* motor oil. Crankcase oil is incredibly toxic and will probably make your dick fall off.

    Getting technical, it should be a polyalphaolefin synthetic oil, like Mobil1 or Redline or Royal Purple or Amsoil, not "synthetic" like Castrol Syntec or the like. They have mineral oils in them that can be irritating.

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    I lost my virginity using shampoo!
     
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    Hair conditioner and Wesson oil would be my strangest. Not terribly odd I'm afraid.
     
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    All motor oils have warnings that they can cause cancer with repeated contact with skin. Given the importance of the body part that is getting attention here I would find something else to lavish it with. Using motor oil if plain dumb by any measure. Of course if it doesn't matter to you then have it cut off at your convenience.
     
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    Suffice to say, I'm not a fucking moron. The warnings are about contact with *used* motor oil because of the combustion byproducts (not to mention that used oil has heavy metals and can be pretty acidic). I invite skeptics to check the Material Safety Data Sheet for the one they choose to use.
     
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    Oddest thing I ever used was a cantalope.......I guess if you want to be all technical about it it was not really as a lube more of a f*ckalope? I was 14 and wanted something different, it was pretty cool.

    I talked to a guy on yahoo one night though who said canned corn felt great, I do not know about that but I take his word on it.
     
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    Brylcreem hair grease used to be great, until they re-formulated it.
     
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    Conditioner is better than shampoo! Aloe Vera doesn't feel nice, if you use it to finger you ass with :(
     
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    Being uncut I hardly find a difference between using lube and not. Obviously there is some but mostly the skin moving over the head is enough to get me off no problemo!
     
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    The oddest ones that I ever used were Crisco, lard and Mobil1.
     
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    crisco butter olive oil condioner shampoo spit
     
  19. earllogjam

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    The worst thing about these "exotic" lubes is that they sting in the culo.

    The absolute best in my book is Biotone massage cream unscented. No stinging, all natural, safe, no weird aftertaste and it lasts forever.
     
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    I love plain butter.The consistency of it gives you the right grip.-Olive-oil is great too.
     
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