Odd things you've seen at swinger parties and gang bangs

[WifeNeedsGurth]

Hubby and I tried the Swinger's Club thing and I have to say we were a little disappointed. I hate to sound stuck up, but just weren't very many attractive people there, guys OR girls. Maybe we just picked a bad night. We will certainly try again, but I'm thinking I might be too much of a picky little slut for those clubs...LOL

 

[marriedasian]

Hubby and I tried the Swinger's Club thing and I have to say we were a little disappointed. I hate to sound stuck up, but just weren't very many attractive people there, guys OR girls. Maybe we just picked a bad night. We will certainly try again, but I'm thinking I might be too much of a picky little slut for those clubs...LOL

You probably did pick a bad night. The Lifestyle is hit and miss in most cases. You take the good with the bad.

 

[jakeryder]

Strangest thing was a woman 8 months pregnant.

Worse thing ever was a chick who obviously didn't want to be there.

 

[The Legend]

where are these clubs you go too? and do they allow single guys with big cocks haha?

 

[jakeryder]

They tend not to. The only one I know of is in Toronto but I'm sure most major cities have them. The one in T.O. is only for woman and they are allowed to bring one male guest. Keeps it from being a cockfarm.

where are these clubs you go too? and do they allow single guys with big cocks haha?

 

[The Legend]

yea i could see that, if i could get in id like to see fewer guys but sucks for me, if only they had auditions to get in haha

 

[grower_60]

Legend, single men are usually guest of a couple or have a connection to the host of the party. I've been to several in the Dallas, TX area and have seen the same single guys at the same location. They usually limit the number of single men.
The first time we went, wife and I, I thought :261:are we doing here but as the evening moved along more good looking people arrived, we are not all that, but it was good to see better looking people arrive. :wink:

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Girls into gangbangs tend to be overweight? Last time I was in the US 9 out of ten women on the street were voluptuous, and where do all the fat guys hide when you have these systematic orgies?

 

[Watch_Me]

where are these clubs you go too? and do they allow single guys with big cocks haha?

Hey dude...im from NY too...check out www.schoolofsex.net ; )

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Several weird guys showed up, donned hoody sweatshirts with the drawstrings tight around their faces, started jacking off, and left after they came all over the floor. Just plain creepy.

Str8 guys are strange, huh? Yeah they sound like creeps. Didn't want anyone to see their faces but got off on pulling their dicks out in front of everyone.

 

[D_Dick_Dock_Doe]

@Seargent: HAHA! Not a bad point, sir.

Weird things I've encountered:

1. OLD dudes - I mean OLD - looking around for some pussy to fuck.
2. Women who have been dragged by their husbands/boyfriends, and look miserable.
3. Husbands who try to get a little too close when their wives aren't looking.
4. People who are way to talky during a fuck session - like they're at a social gathering and not a gangbang.

 

[D_Ellerby Eatsprick]

This is not a bad thing in itself... but it's bad when you walk into a club/bar with your date, look around, and it's immediately clear that the two of you are the best looking people in the place by a wide margin. And it's not like she and I are/were both gorgeous, either.

I felt that way too when my ex and I went to a couple swing party. However those unattractive people probably do think themselves are attractive.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

strangest thing I saw, was a guy fucking his own wife.

 

[B_capslock]

that is SO true...

um... I went to a lesbian bar that turned into a GB...
talk about only fat chicks & no hot girls...
YIKES!
I ran before I got a dildo in the puss by Becky Bike Rider... XD

I went to several swingers clubs in Europe...
those can be interesting no matter what...
I will say the ones in the Netherlands are prime though...
almost everyone is fuckable... hahaha...

As you are my dear.... very fuck-able...... and jerk-able as I'm finding out now! pud...pud...pud...pud...pud...pud...pud...SIGH....pud-squish...pud-squish...pud-squish...squish...squish...squish...squish...squish...
:biggrin1:

 

[Gaydane]

Stange things I have observed:

1. people walking into a darkroom and then complain about somebody touching them..LOL...what´s the meaning with darkrooms if people can not touch eachother......

2. guys in their fifties walking around with a boner for HOURS...that´s just not normal....I am sure they took viagra before entering!!

3. once I met a somewhat unusual couple at a gay sauna...they told me they were boyfriends. The odd thing about them was the HUGE age difference. The young guy was only 18 years old and his boyfriend was 62. And they had been together for two years.....WOW....incredible!!

4. Once in a swingerclub I observed a woman around 40 being fucked very hard...at some point she couldn´t control herself end she just pissed without any control on the floor...she just kept on pissing for 25-30 seconds LOL....very funny!

5. a month ago I was in a sexklub and I found a 28 yo asian guy...wow he was SO tiny...when soft his dick was like 1 inch and hard it was just above 2 inches....pure baby-dick!!.....but I sort of found him very cute, but he was very shy about his small penis, almost embarrassed....

6. sometimes I have observed men fucking several stranger guys without condom....either they have already got hiv or they just don´t care....but sometimes it is a little shocking to see how irresponsable people are....I also have sex with a lot of men, but at least I do not allow them to fuck me without condom....

removed #7 with underage discussion

8. in the same sexclub, but a few months later, there was a very drunk young 19 yo lad. He was horny and he just let everybody suck him (his penis was average, I would say 6 inches)...but he was so drunk that he almost couldn´t walk and at some point he just vomited on the floor....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...or NOT!!...I suppose all the guys sitting there wankning lost their erections immediately LOL

 

[ellehutton]

This is all fascinating!
went to one in S.F once but don't remember much....

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

This thread is hilarious! Keep the stories coming!

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Stange things I have observed:


3. once I met a somewhat unusual couple at a gay sauna...they told me they were boyfriends. The odd thing about them was the HUGE age difference. The young guy was only 18 years old and his boyfriend was 62. And they had been together for two years.....WOW....incredible!!

Incredible? YEAH RIGHT! I would be willing to bet that 62 year old was providing way more than blowjobs to keep that 18yo hanging around. Probably was paying his rent, paying his college tuition, giving him money, buying him cars, clothes, etc, etc, etc.

 

[Gaydane]

Incredible? YEAH RIGHT! I would be willing to bet that 62 year old was providing way more than blowjobs to keep that 18yo hanging around. Probably was paying his rent, paying his college tuition, giving him money, buying him cars, clothes, etc, etc, etc.

Who knows, maybe we are talking about a sugar daddy, could be...:biggrin1:

But they told me that they REALLY were in love...but who can know.....

 

[Rilfu]

Who knows, maybe we are talking about a sugar daddy, could be...:biggrin1:

But they told me that they REALLY were in love...but who can know.....

For the right amount I could turn into gay and be REALLY in love..