Oddest penis Ive ever seen

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  1. Mr._dB

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    When I was a freshman in college, living in the dormitory, there was a guy down the hall named Kavi, a Tamil from Ceylon. Kavi was a really nice guy, but rather odd in several ways, most particularly in that he spent most of his time unashamedly naked. I think he only got dressed to go to class, or to the cafeteria.

    Kavi was short and very stocky with a big gut, his skin was black as coal, and he was almost completely covered with thick hair. If he didn't shave, his beard covered his face like a ninja mask. But by far his oddest feature was his genitals.

    He had huge lemon-sized testicles that hung about half way down to his knees, and nothing else. There was no visible penis, just a gaping preputial opening about halfway down his scrotum. There, apparently, was a normal-sized penis in there somewhere, but the weight of his huge testicles pulled his scrotum down completely subsuming the penis. You really couldn't help but stare, because it was always there, and you couldn't avoid the guy because he was very friendly and outgoing, and helped everyone with their math homework. But gawd he was disgusting!
     
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    Well, if his penis is inside his scrotum, he has more problems.
     
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    Not inside, just that the scrotum was pulled down around it.
     
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    Well, if the scrotum's above the penis, he's still screwed up.
     
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    you can see those things on guys with pumped balls too. They have big balls, but the cock looks so small in most cases then, really rediculously. I don't like it.
     
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    Everyone's scrotum extends above the penis, or surrounds it, it's just not always visible.
     
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    "Odd" is sounding like quite an understatement... Im worried for this guy!
     
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    Well, the events I've described took place in 1974. Kavi was a couple of years older than me, which means he was 20 at the time. As near as I could tell, his stuff functioned normally, it just looked funny.

    I imagine, at age 50, he probably looks even stranger now. Those balls are probably down around his knees by now, and that layer of fur covering his body is probably white. I don't know if he stayed in the USA after school, or if he returned to Ceylon/Sri Lanka.
     
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    I couldn't even begin to imagine what this guy looks like....
     
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    A very hairy Buddha?
     
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    *shudders*
     
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    gigantikok: I imagine this guy looking like some kind of Oompa-loompa... :lol:
     
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    He was about 88 years old and had a pumpable prosthesis to achieve an erection. Quite bizarre, actually, to see a little ol' wrinkled man with an unrelenting boner.

    Opps, this was suppose to be about the "oddest" penis not the "oldest". What the heck, the answer's the same either way!
     
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    BRMSTN69: Um... you have to see it for yourselffreaky dick
     
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    I could've gone a really long time without seeing that. :blink:
     
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    BRMSTN69:

    yeah, I've finally learned how to use quotes and links(pats self on back) now I'm dangerous :D
     
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    You were already dangerous. Your avatar reminds some of us who've been here a while of the Pirates. Hey, old-timers ... any of you remember the Pirates? They were an interesting bunch of posters!
     
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    Yeah, they were from the hearrrrt.

    Of course, there's the other kind of pirate, who will sell you a viral copy of the Paris Hilton video.
     
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    And yet in Australia, the aborigines did it because they were envious of women's ability to menstruate. (You have to understand ancient medicine to know why: One of the oldest ideas is that menstruation rids the female body of foul humours. Of course, men have to use artificial means for the same effect, hence various steam baths, bloodletting, etc.)
     
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    maverackstud8: I once had to stripe in front of others guys.Don't ask-I had no choice.

    This other guy , I sware,had a dick the size of a peanut and balls like marbles.Compared to him,I was John Holmes.I mean,Ant Man and the Atom.must of had a bigger one.I mean,the old about needing a microscope was a case here.
     
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