hungcuriousNC: I once had a very horny, very explorative b/f who liked voyeurism and exhibitionism. While we were in a HallMark store looking for cards, he kept grabbing and rubbing my crotch. I told him if he got me hard, or didn't stop, I was going to make him finish me off. He kept on so I pulled out my dick, he jacked me for a bit and then he finished me off with nice blow job. He swallowed my cum, so there was no problem with cleaning up b/c he drained me dry and licked me clean. But the whole thing was very intense... there was only one attendant in the store at the time, who was on the phone, and we were the only customers. It was hot!
If any of you guys have an odder place for getting off than hungcuriousNC, I'm eager to read it. As I read, I visualized the whole situation taking place in our local Hallmark store. Too bad some whiz among us doesn't make a movie using all these oddest places you've ever jerked off. Now that would be a best seller!
Luke
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throb919: ...and here I am in NC wondering just which Hallmark store where. New meaning to their slogan "When you care enough to send the very best," huh?
Charles88: I have jerked off in numerous places.....I jerked off on the deck area of my hotel room in St. Barths with all of the staff looking at me from afar. And I have jerked it on a boat in Mexico. Those are my two most peculiar jerk offs because there were people watching and I was out basking in the sun completely naked and tanning at the same time.
ihahp33: i was in a huge library and nobody was around so i started to wack off. Luckily i was in the reproductive book, so i had something to do it with.
lomejorhombre: Once when I was a young and horny 8th grader I was out in the mountains and found a nice warm pond and I went for a dip. There was just something about the feel of all the warm algae around me. I'd love to go back there with my wife to see if it would have the same effect!
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Careful there, dude. I wouldn't be so fast to compare the feeling of warm pond algae to a hot human female pussy, not unless you value staying together. 
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;D 8)hungcuriousNC: Hey Throb919... I can give you a clue man.. we're in the same area code. want to know more? Where are you in NC? Maybe I could show you how to "give the best". hehehe
want to know more? Where are you in NC? Maybe I could show you how to "give the best". hehehelomejorhombre: It was the sensation on my entire body that turned me on, not just my penis
AUncut10in: I was out working in the yard with a friend of mine. We were doing some digging, and my dick kept falling out the bottom of my shorts. He kept teasing me about being too big for my britches. Well we had to go to the hardware store to get something. The whole way there, he kept the teasing up. We were in the back of the store, and he said something, so I just pulled my dick out from the bottom of my shorts and started jerkin off with him watching. I got totally turned on doing it in such a public place and with my friend watching. I shot a huge load all over the socket sets.
thatjigga: I'm in NC too, but I'd rather not be shown for any "gratitious favors"....lol
This is really not a story about me, but this actually happened recently...
I woke up one Saturday morning to my college roomate in his bed with a little teepee stick up from the center of his body (under the covers)...My original thought was, "I'm still sleeping lemme go back to sleep..."....so I close my eyes and hear the springs in his bed moving. So I open my eyes and turn over (not all the way tho') to see the dude was really jerking off under his covers. His toes were sticking out the other side and curling so you could tell he was still awake...I was just thinking to myself "I am not really seeing this..." I actually think he knew I was awake as he raised his covers (not off of him but higher so you couldn't see his hand moving through the covers) and jerked harder (his bed was actually rocking) until he orgasmed...then after he finished, he just turned over and went to sleep...
I thought that was crazy as hell....I still laugh about it...
This is really not a story about me, but this actually happened recently...
I woke up one Saturday morning to my college roomate in his bed with a little teepee stick up from the center of his body (under the covers)...My original thought was, "I'm still sleeping lemme go back to sleep..."....so I close my eyes and hear the springs in his bed moving. So I open my eyes and turn over (not all the way tho') to see the dude was really jerking off under his covers. His toes were sticking out the other side and curling so you could tell he was still awake...I was just thinking to myself "I am not really seeing this..." I actually think he knew I was awake as he raised his covers (not off of him but higher so you couldn't see his hand moving through the covers) and jerked harder (his bed was actually rocking) until he orgasmed...then after he finished, he just turned over and went to sleep...
I thought that was crazy as hell....I still laugh about it...
flame: I jerk off in a condominium [near the elevator] where I know there are janitors around. I tried to ignore them and they saw me jerking off, they called me and I was really scared at that time.
They told me that they would like to jerk off with me, so I followed them. They said I should drop down my short and continue jerking off, I asked them that they should also, but they told me that I should jerk first before they do.
So, I don't have any other choice, but to take out my dick and continue on jerking. Imagine, I'm giving a jerking show in front of 2 straight guys. Too bad, after exploding my orgasm, they went out.
They told me that they would like to jerk off with me, so I followed them. They said I should drop down my short and continue jerking off, I asked them that they should also, but they told me that I should jerk first before they do.
So, I don't have any other choice, but to take out my dick and continue on jerking. Imagine, I'm giving a jerking show in front of 2 straight guys. Too bad, after exploding my orgasm, they went out.
- jonb,
[quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=0#9 date=12/10/03 at 10:34:58]
That's odd? Bukkake is not especially uncommon in Japan, so there are plenty of Asian women whose faces have been splattered with spooge. [/quote]
And here I thought it was just invented by pornographers. One of the worst forms of pornography is ethnic porn simply because...Well, with a white man, it's some sort of slavery fetish; with a white woman, it's straight out of Birth of a Nation.
That's odd? Bukkake is not especially uncommon in Japan, so there are plenty of Asian women whose faces have been splattered with spooge. [/quote]
And here I thought it was just invented by pornographers. One of the worst forms of pornography is ethnic porn simply because...Well, with a white man, it's some sort of slavery fetish; with a white woman, it's straight out of Birth of a Nation.
i have jacked of in bathrooms in the US Capitol, the Canadian Parliament and the Bundestag in Berlin. political power must make me horny
bigdick8_84: [quote author=speed link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=20#20 date=12/12/03 at 20:29:17]On British Airways. New York to London. Whoohoo [/quote]
I have also done it on that flight and several new york to los angeles flights.
[/quote]I have also done it on that flight and several new york to los angeles flights.
