AUncut10in: My friend did get rock hard in his pants, and was rubbing his cock watching, but he didn't pull it out.
Jim22cm: In a train ...
In a park ...
On a parking lot ...
On the road, riding my bicycle ...
On the highway, riding my car ...
On the sidewalk, walking and wanking ...
On the beach, staring at sea with my cock in my hand ...
And the oddest of them all ... in your dreams ;-)
In a park ...
On a parking lot ...
On the road, riding my bicycle ...
On the highway, riding my car ...
On the sidewalk, walking and wanking ...
On the beach, staring at sea with my cock in my hand ...
And the oddest of them all ... in your dreams ;-)
KidBroTrouble: At the howler monkey enclosure at the Audubon Zoo, New Orleans. One of the monkeys started pulling his pud, so I just whipped it out and joined him. (Monkey see, monkey do!)
Um, is that weird? ???
Um, is that weird? ???
In the parking lot of the Hoboken, NJ police department, although technically, I wasn't jerking off, as someone else was jerking me there.
He had been cruising me on the PATH train from New York City. When we got to Hoboken, he was following me and glancing at me, but on the other side of the street, as I walked. Finally, I went over to his side, and we slipped into a dark alley, where he wanted to blow me. Bue every time he dropped to his knees, a car would start to come down the alley. We sought out a dark parking lot instead. While he was jerking me, I noticed that there seemed to be a number of police cars in the lot, and then realized we were in back of the police station.
He had been cruising me on the PATH train from New York City. When we got to Hoboken, he was following me and glancing at me, but on the other side of the street, as I walked. Finally, I went over to his side, and we slipped into a dark alley, where he wanted to blow me. Bue every time he dropped to his knees, a car would start to come down the alley. We sought out a dark parking lot instead. While he was jerking me, I noticed that there seemed to be a number of police cars in the lot, and then realized we were in back of the police station.
[quote author=KidBroTrouble link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=40#43 date=12/29/03 at 12:57:11]At the howler monkey enclosure at the Audubon Zoo, New Orleans. One of the monkeys started pulling his pud, so I just whipped it out and joined him. (Monkey see, monkey do!)
Um, is that weird? ???[/quote]
Weird? Only if the guy watching you on the security camera didn't join in.
It's been too long, Kidbro. Glad you're back!
Um, is that weird? ???[/quote]
Weird? Only if the guy watching you on the security camera didn't join in.
It's been too long, Kidbro. Glad you're back!
- jonb,
[quote author=KidBroTrouble link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=40#43 date=12/29/03 at 12:57:11]At the howler monkey enclosure at the Audubon Zoo, New Orleans. One of the monkeys started pulling his pud, so I just whipped it out and joined him. (Monkey see, monkey do!)
Um, is that weird? ???[/quote]
Was it more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Some day monkey won't play piano song. But then again, you were just going ape.
Thankfully you didn't go any further; that was how AIDS started, yanno?
Um, is that weird? ???[/quote]
Was it more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Some day monkey won't play piano song. But then again, you were just going ape.
Thankfully you didn't go any further; that was how AIDS started, yanno?
Jack_Officer: I've masturbated in several unusual spots but the one I remember most vividly is in the middle of the sand dunes at Death Valley. I was a senior in high school and on a weeklong vacation with my parents and a German exchange student who was living with us. I hadn't been able to jack off for several days and I was getting so horny I couldn't see straight. When we got to the sand dunes late in the afternoon I raced out over several hills (much further than my parents would venture), positioned myself between two tall dunes, laid down and eagerly tore my pants open, then blissfully jacked for about 45 seconds before having one of the most powerful and satisfying orgasms of my life.
I was hoping that the German guy would catch me and join in. He must have been plenty horny too by that point in the week, and I was extremely curious about what a foreskin covered dick would look like as it was being jacked off. Unfortunately I never got to see his dick, and I had to wait a couple of years before my curiosity about foreskin was satisfied.
I was hoping that the German guy would catch me and join in. He must have been plenty horny too by that point in the week, and I was extremely curious about what a foreskin covered dick would look like as it was being jacked off. Unfortunately I never got to see his dick, and I had to wait a couple of years before my curiosity about foreskin was satisfied.
[quote author=KidBroTrouble link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=40#43 date=12/29/03 at 12:57:11]At the howler monkey enclosure at the Audubon Zoo, New Orleans. One of the monkeys started pulling his pud, so I just whipped it out and joined him. (Monkey see, monkey do!)[/quote]
Oh, damn, I had forgotten about that! (Note to Luke: I think he was 16 at the time.) But, Diego, that wasn't really the oddest place you've jerked off ... or, at least, not the oddest situation. Do I need to remind you? :
Oh, damn, I had forgotten about that! (Note to Luke: I think he was 16 at the time.) But, Diego, that wasn't really the oddest place you've jerked off ... or, at least, not the oddest situation. Do I need to remind you? :
- jonb,
[quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=40#49 date=12/29/03 at 23:56:59]
Oh, damn, I had forgotten about that! (Note to Luke: I think he was 16 at the time.) But, Diego, that wasn't really the oddest place you've jerked off ... or, at least, not the oddest situation. Do I need to remind you? :
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I'd say circle jerking with a monkey is the oddest place anyone's done it.
Oh, damn, I had forgotten about that! (Note to Luke: I think he was 16 at the time.) But, Diego, that wasn't really the oddest place you've jerked off ... or, at least, not the oddest situation. Do I need to remind you? :
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I'd say circle jerking with a monkey is the oddest place anyone's done it.
jason63167: During my SAT pratice test. My folks had been hounding me to study and were constantly on my back, and i hadn't wanked in weeks, so i stroked a bit thru my trousers then whipped it out briefly before anybody could see, then continued stroking thru my trousers.
i didn't cum but i got 1350.
it out briefly before anybody could see, then continued stroking thru my trousers. i didn't cum but i got 1350.
BrazilianDude18: Well... The oddest place I've ever jerked of was also one of the first times I did it. I was in a farm that belonged to my father's friend. Me and my bros were taking turns to ride a horse(there was only one we could ride). The motion of the horse stimulated my crouch and my dick got really hard and that was one of the first times I noticed how good it felt my hard dick. It was making a big volume in my shorts and I couldn't resist to take a peek at it, and, on the top of the horse, I umbottomed my shorts and exposed my dick so I could see it better. I never noticed how big it was and started touching and massaging it. Back then I didn't cum yet but I remember that it was the first time some transparent liquid came out of it(now I know that was precum). This experience was so intense that even nowadays whenever I ride a horse I get hard ons. So that's the oddest place I've ever jerked off: on the top of a horse
rangersean: I'm too slow to be comfortable in most truly public places.
But how about the car back seat, sitting next to my brother and behind my parents while on a family vacation? I didn't whip it out, but my mom did ask what the scratching noise was (fingers on fabric).
One of my favorites was a rest stop in Texas. The stall partitions are barely waste high, to 'prevent' interaction - there was no hiding.
But how about the car back seat, sitting next to my brother and behind my parents while on a family vacation? I didn't whip it out, but my mom did ask what the scratching noise was (fingers on fabric).
One of my favorites was a rest stop in Texas. The stall partitions are barely waste high, to 'prevent' interaction - there was no hiding.
drambone: Mine was going to be in the back seat of the car, too. On a family vacation. I discreetly used a sock to collect the wet.
weasul: Oh man, this is the topic for me. Pretty much anywhere you can name, I've masturbated there. I'm currently working on getting all the bathrooms on my campus (well, in the academic buildings at least). I masturbate regularly while drivng to work as well. I've masturbated in all sorts of fun public places - in a library, in supermarkets, taxicabs, in class, in malls, on top of the world trade center and the empire state building, and all sorts of other places. But perhaps what I consider to be the oddest was in my ex-girlfriend's parents bed... with her parents in it. The weren't a very open family and considered sexual acts to be "the devil." I wanted to see what they would say if I just whipped it out and yanked it in front of them. Needless to say, I wasn't allowed over her house for awhile.
namodomok: In saunas, mountain tops, restrooms, in a tent full of sleeping friend, on beaches, at work.
