Ode to Dolfette

[Tattooed Goddess]

Wish, more more, make us some more

 

[Wish-4-8]

OK, last one for tonight. I have to goto bed. lol

I'd of liked you to of met Praying Mantis,
She was green, mean, serene, and magmantus.
But she couldnt log on,
So she had to be gone.
Like the lost continent of Atlantis.

 

[dolfette]

you're all mad.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Wish, my husband and i had such fun reading your limericks. Totally hilarious.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

There once was a stringbean named ween.
His favorite food was avocados and toast.
And all the girls on lpsg wanted FMH's balls in their mouth.


Eh? Ehhhhhh?

 

[hsarge]

There once was a young man from Brighton
who said to his girl 'That's a tight one'.
She said 'Shut your face,
Your in the wrong place.
There's plenty of room in the right one'.

Dolfie, we are crazy, about you and the contributions you make to this site.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

There once was girl with no pics
She really loved this site about dicks
She'll kick your balls
Beat you in brawls
But she sometimes likes a stiff prick

 

[nicenycdick]

you're all mad.

Mad, I tell you!!

 

[dolfette]

i'll just bask in the lunacy.

 

[hsarge]

Ms. Rouge: Don't laugh too hard and pull your stitches. Get well quickly.

 

[Incocknito]

There once was a man called Cesar
A handsome, wily Mexican geezer
He whispered to canines, he whispered to ladies
And whisper he did, "Be mine, take me."

With calm assertive energy, he negotiated entry
Into the ladies he had captivated. And in particular
one Lady Rouge, with Spanish lust was infused
He said she was the best
She said his penis was huge!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Awwwww an Ode to My Cesar Milan. God i love that mang

 

[Not_Punny]

Never mess with Dolfetti
She'll turn you into spaghetti
She''ll grab your poor bits
And play Pick-Up-Sticks
And throw them around like confetti

 

[hsarge]

There once was beautiful woman
who treated crass pervs as inhuman.
But along with jibes and taunt
was a figure she used to flaunt
with us who felt like her chosen.

 

[nicenycdick]

i'll just bask in the lunacy.

So you bask in the nude?

 

[dolfette]

ha! no, i'm basking in some most unflattering PJs and a baggy jumper.

 

[hsarge]

Now that her praises are sung
and her fame is known near and far flung
As all readers now know it,
none here is a poet
so the bell on this thread should be rung

And thanks to Dolfette for her sense of humor.

 

[dolfette]

noooo, thank you!
this thread put a big grin on my face.

 

[hsarge]

Just returning the favor, for so many of your posts.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

there once was a brit chick named dolf
with five fewer holes than of golf
the men she disdained
and loved causing them pain
now she's owned by a kraut Dom named Rolf