Offering a Blow Job

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  1. Imported

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    GreenEyes: If somebody comes over and rips down the paneling in my room (who invented that stuff), plaster, spakle, and paints it. You know make it all look pretty. :)

    Dang I only have one wall with the paneling off. Three more to go. Who decided to put the paneling behind the wall radiator? Who I ask you?

    OK just venting but I am sure I got some of your attention. ;D

    Just think of me shifting about furniture. Removing those metal electric plates, nails, pictures, trim and what not. off I go again. If you see my plea early enough let me know. If you just feel my pain let me know.
     
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    GreenEyes: Oh while I am on this topic how difficult is it for a person to plaster the walls? Is it duable for me?

    The paneling was obviously placed on the walls when they went up.
     
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    GreenEyes: Wow and here I was under the impression that this was supposed to be a support group. Geez nobody was about to support my re decorating.

    Ok no casualties as of yet. I have two more pieces to take down. I do know I need to plaster. Any suggestions.

    After this is all done if I still have nails I have to get them done during the week.
     
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    jerkin4-10: this is a penis support group...LOL...whatever that is...
    might check bob villas support group for answers on this topic dear...dont have too many plaster walls out west here...now sheetrock...i could offer up some suggestions...good luck!
     
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    GreenEyes: oh wise Jerkin..... it is sheet rock but don't you have to plaster it or tape it before painting?

    Hmmm Bob Villa is he well endowed also.

    To think my next offer was to allow whoever helped to ransack my panty draw. Sigh....

    OK all the paneling is off. Now I look like I am under construction.

    psttt Jerkin thanks for replying at least I know I got your attention. :)
     
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    GreenEyes: No offense but I feel as if to be left hanging with my project at this end and nobody here besides jerkin has offered me any sympathy. Wait he didn't offer me sympathy, did he?

    Ok my lower back is killing me and my upper arm muscles from reaching is killing me too. Sigh. I still have to finish putting things away so I can sleep tonight.

    Oh anybody know how to fix Ikea furniture? Seems like it is all to shot now after moving it about on carpeting.

    How come a simple how to thing is going to end up costing me major money?

    Oh and I did break a nail so no scratching the balls or clamping down on them with a lover.

    I know you people are reading but only one responded. Chickens.
     
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    Yowsers: I offer you my undying support!!!!!!!!! 8)

    I have no insight into remoderling other than what I see on Trading Spaces and that is strictly in a supervisory capacity.

    Lots of luck and by the way I suggest tearing down the ceiling fan.
     
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    GreenEyes: Why thank you Yowsers for being brave enough to give me support at least. I knew this was a support site. ;D

    Ok so what will you supervise me in?

    I like that Trading Spaces show too. I asked my friend who just moved into a new apartment and he is neat in Wisconsin if he could do my room and I will take one of his.

    I think I would be in for the bargain but oh well he said no. :'(

    OK new sheets on bed and all I have to do is put the pillow cases on anybody want a pillow fight. You can't say I didn't try to offer something sweet in return for some services too. To think that I am an enthusiastic lover and I would even try to deep throat as wide as my mouth could take, but oh well that offer is off the table now.

    What else do you think I could have offered to have sweeten the pot?
     
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    Yowsers: What else do you think I could have offered to have sweeten the pot?

    Hummmmmmmm, after a blow job, hummm, have a friend? ;)
     
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    GreenEyes: ahhh a multiple partner type of guy. ;D

    Sigh I do not share well but I think I make up for it with just myself and a lover. :)

    Again thanks for being brave enough to drop some thoughts.
     
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    I would help, but there is a distance problem. If you put your computer near the wall, I will see what I can do...

    Sorry, I am in a silly mood today ::)
     
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    jackinman: Ms. Greeneyes dear......now why would you want to do all that work on your own girl. Wouldn't it have been better to try a get some kind of an estimate from a professional?
    Now I don't know how much damage, (opps sorry, wrong word), um.....work you've done to your house, but I have a funny feeling you're gonna need some professional work.
    Call a few guys for an estimate and see what you get. And hey you might get a two for one deal if ya know wha I mean ::)
    Good luck girl.
     
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    GreenEyes: Geo after moving almost all of the furniture out of my bedroom you want me to attempt to move my computer in there so you can see? Jeez.

    jackinman ok the damage so far is I split the windowsill in half and messed up on the window trim by chipping it. Otherwise everything else is in tact except for a broken nail and a chip one on my fingers.

    I removed all of the plate guards from electrical things. Since they were set up for paneling I had to tighten them closer to the wall it will be. Mind you I only got electrical shock briefly but I lived. Good thing I didni't attempt to lick my finger and try again.

    Since it has to be painted I figured I should leave the plates and rest of molding (trim) off for now. I am exhausted today and need to organize the rest of the room with the old furniture in it for now.

    I am going to see if I can get a neighbor in to tape it for me. He does odds and end jobs in between his regular appointed job as far as the two fer I do not think his wife would approve. :(

    Thanks for the support guys I appreciate it. Still it would have been easier to blow one of you and have the work done. ;D
     
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    Oh, so where's the "blow job"?
     
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    GreenEyes: Still where it was yesterday when I asked for physical help with my bedroom. ;D

    Dang if only I could self please myself that way because I would owe myself one heck of a blow job after everything I did yesterday.
     
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    SimplyHung: I wish I had female friends that offered me a blowjob for favors like that. I'd be a regular Bob Villa gone porno.
     
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    GreenEyes: Well hello Bob Villa! ;)

    Yeah and I wish I had a friend that would do the stuff for sex. The grass is always greener.

    SimplyHung you might be on to something. Has playboy channel ever did a show on repairs and such. If not sell the idea and give me a small percentage. This way I can pay somebody to do the work about the house. Either that or buy myself a gigalo.
     
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    SimplyHung: [quote author=GreenEyes link=board=meetgreet;num=1062867574;start=0#16 date=09/07/03 at 16:13:32]Well hello Bob Villa! ;)

    Yeah and I wish I had a friend that would do the stuff for sex. The grass is always greener.

    SimplyHung you might be on to something. Has playboy channel ever did a show on repairs and such. If not sell the idea and give me a small percentage. This way I can pay somebody to do the work about the house. Either that or buy myself a gigalo.[/quote]

    I'm moving next door to you, and I'm bringing a toobox.

    If you get a gigalo repairman, just make sure you know what he means when he asks you to hold his ballhead hammer.
     
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    GreenEyes: Which ballhead are we referring to. Sure move right in next door. ;D I don't mind bartering.
     
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    GreenEyes: Sigh nobody took me up on my offer.

    Since last week my wall has been taped 2 times. I have one more time to go before the primer can be put on. Yes, I am paying a person to tape it.

    Dang it would have been fun if I had it my way. ;D
     
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