Officially a WHORE!

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  1. novice_btm

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    I've come to the gross realization that this is my 1,000th post. I NEVER thought that I'd see THAT day, and it frightens me. I've never paid any attention to post counts, but for some reason, the 999 of my last post caught my eye. YIKES!!! It brings me to two conclusions... I apparently spend too much time here, and, it can only mean that I must be a closet attention whore.

    Anyway, so far, it's been great, and I've met some very incredible people here.
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    Fear not. There are many people who blew FAR past 1000 posts in FAR less time.
     
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    Mmm, Lex, yes, comfort me. Ooo, ah! :eek: See what I mean??? The pre-1,000 Novice would never have said such a thing. :tongue:
     
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    I thought that you officially became a whore when I wrote that word on your buttocks. But I stand erected, erm... corrected. :rolleyes:

    Happy 1000th!!! :kiss: :smile:
     
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    I officially wanna fuck Alex8 while he fucks YOU. Then fuck you MYSELF. Yup.

    Fun will be had by all.
     
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    "Wrote"? "WROTE"??? You make it all sound so innocent. Tattooing "Alex's ass-whore" on me in my sleep, is just a tad bit further than "wrote". :tongue:

    Oh, and thanks for the well-wishes. :wink:
     
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    YIKES!!! :eek: *is frightened, but realizes he pretty much asked for it* :wink:
     
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    What's to be frightened about? I'm sure we'll all be very gentle with you. :smile:














    At first, anyway. :rolleyes:
     
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    oh gawd, if this makes you a whore, i shudder to think what i am.
     
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    I believe the correct collective noun is "a brothel of GoneAs". :rolleyes:
     
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    *wonders what upspeakable fate befell the rest of the watermelon* :rolleyes:













    ....although from the way the woman reading the newspaper's legs are spread, I have an inkling. :eek:
     
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    [pant, pant, pant.]

    Can I cum too, puhleeeeeeze????!!!!

    :eek: :tongue: :biggrin1:
     
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    There's plenty for everyone at novice's parties... jump right aboard. :wink:
     
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    It's all fun and games until you all get pregnant.

    Play it safe. :wink:
     
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    Well, in addition to tattooing his name on my ass, Alex also managed to somehow affix a handy bowl filled with condoms to the small of my back, so that's never an issue. :tongue:
     
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    actually it reduces the acidity of semen which every so often - when ingested - causes a sore throat.



    *not actual medical advice, consult your physician before using watermelon or any other fruit as treatment for a sore throat or any illness related to semen consumption.
     
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    Well if there's one thing that you and I agree on wholeheartedly.. it's the principle safe sex or else no sex. :smile:
     
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    Yeah, but watermelons are a bridge too far.
     
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    it'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
     
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