Officially a WHORE!

[novice_btm]

Oooo, let's make a support group!

Oh, c'mon, there are a million of those. Wouldn't a support group for making the clean go whorish be SOOO much more fun? :biggrin1: I'm trying to be more of a whore, and I need help!!! :wink:

 

[jeff black]

Oh, c'mon, there are a million of those. Wouldn't a support group for making the clean go whorish be SOOO much more fun? :biggrin1: I'm trying to be more of a whore, and I need help!!! :wink:

Just keep doing what you are doing, Novice. I am sure you are on the right path.:biggrin1:

 

[Matthew]

I'm trying to be more of a whore, and I need help!!! :wink:

LOL! I think you're doing just fine. :wink:

 

[Matthew]

Just keep doing what you are doing, Novice. I am sure you are on the right path.:biggrin1:

Jinx, you owe me, ice cream boy. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

LOL! I think you're doing just fine. :wink:

@ Matthew and Jeffy - Aww, you guys are the best. THANKS!!!:smile:

 

[jeff black]

Jinx, you owe me, ice cream boy. :wink:

1 Ice cream boy coming up!!

Oh, I see we are out of sprinkles... can I offer you one covered in lube?

 

[novice_btm]

1 Ice cream boy coming up!!

Oh, I see we are out of sprinkles... can I offer you one covered in lube?

Eew! Lube, Jeffy? Oh, well, maybe if it was a flavoured lube. :tongue:

 

[JonahFalcon]

I've come to the gross realization that this is my 1,000th post. I NEVER thought that I'd see THAT day, and it frightens me. I've never paid any attention to post counts, but for some reason, the 999 of my last post caught my eye. YIKES!!! It brings me to two conclusions... I apparently spend too much time here, and, it can only mean that I must be a closet attention whore.

Anyway, so far, it's been great, and I've met some very incredible people here.
Thanks!
Novice

Long Live the Whore!

 

[novice_btm]

Long Live the Whore!

Thanks Jonah! I'm really going to try to put some effort into this new endeavour. :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Long Live the Whore!

I'm just off to have that printed on 500 coffee mugs

 

[Lex]

I'm just off to have that printed on 500 coffee mugs

Do we each get one after we fuck him senseless?

(say YES!)

 

[novice_btm]

Do we each get one after we fuck him senseless?

(say YES!)

Yes, of course, and I can't remember, but I think you get a commemorative T-shirt too. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Yes, of course, and I can't remember, but I think you get a commemorative T-shirt too. :tongue:

Wow, a t-shirt.. sign me up. The 500 post one is all sticky, novice.:biggrin1:

 

[JonahFalcon]

Yes, of course, and I can't remember, but I think you get a commemorative T-shirt too. :tongue:

T-Shirt:

THE BEST KIND OF WHORES
ARE THE SLUTTY ONES

 

[novice_btm]

Wow, a t-shirt.. sign me up. The 500 post one is all sticky, novice.:biggrin1:

The was no T-shirt at 500, that was just one of mine that you stole as a souvenir. :tongue: Oh, there's one of the 1,000 T-shirts with your name on it, but you'll have to actually earn this one. :biggrin1:

T-Shirt:
THE BEST KIND OF WHORES
ARE THE SLUTTY ONES

How about this?

I turned Novice into a PRO,
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

:biggrin1:

 

[JonahFalcon]

The was no T-shirt at 500, that was just one of mine that you stole as a souvenir. :tongue: Oh, there's one of the 1,000 T-shirts with your name on it, but you'll have to actually earn this one. :biggrin1:


How about this?

I turned Novice into a PRO,
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

:biggrin1:

I TOOK A 13.5 INCH PENIS
AND NOW I NEED PEPTO BISMOL

Okay, that's not sexy. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

I TOOK A 13.5 INCH PENIS
AND NOW I NEED PEPTO BISMOL

Okay, that's not sexy. :tongue:

First half yes... second half... no:tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

I TOOK A 13.5 INCH PENIS
AND NOW I NEED PEPTO BISMOL

Okay, that's not sexy. :tongue:

Hmm... that almost ranks up there with:
I took 13.5 inches
and now I need to wear diapers

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

...

I turned Novice into a PRO,
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

:biggrin1:

I want that shirt LOL.

 

[novice_btm]

I want that shirt LOL.

Oh, you'd probably end up getting a trophy. :tongue: