Officially a WHORE!

dreamer20 · May 22, 2006

Lex said:
Oh, OH, PICK ME, PICK ME!!!

Woo hoo! My fantasy has come true!:arms:
:kiss:

lol dreamer20

novice_btm · May 23, 2006

jeepwranglerboi said:
Ladies and Gents, I think we have an official flesh pile happening! Wow, it's been way too long!:3some:

Flesh pile? Did someone say, "flesh pile"??? Wow, and I didn't even have to start this one. :biggrin1:

jeff black · May 23, 2006

novice_btm said:
Flesh pile? Did someone say, "flesh pile"??? Wow, and I didn't even have to start this one. :biggrin1:

ummm, I seem to recall someone saying something about being a whore. Surely that attracts a certain crowd

Oh, and the videos:tongue:

novice_btm · May 23, 2006

jeff black said:
ummm, I seem to recall someone saying something about being a whore. Surely that attracts a certain crowd Oh, and the videos:tongue:

Would that be the flesh pile "crowd"??? :biggrin1: YAY!!!

novice_btm · Aug 30, 2006

Please accept this as my act of contrition.

Forgive me members, for I have sinned. It's been 2,000 posts since I've joined LPSG. I've been a whore, and for this I am sorry. Not only because it is wrong, but because such excessive whorishness offends you, dear member.

I was shocked at 1,000 posts, but I'm utterly dumbfounded that I've hit 2,000. I really must need a life. E-gads! Well, thanks for the fun. See you at 3,000.

*Shudders violently*

madame_zora · Aug 30, 2006

And now, you must pay for your sins- face down and ass up baby, you know what's coming!

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

I hadn't seen this thead till this morning. It seems you fucked half the membership in 1000 posts, which must be close to a record of whorishness at LPSG, no small accomplishment. Congratulations, Novice. I'm sure everyone's proud of you, but it may be time for a name change and rectal reconstruction.

fortiesfun · Aug 30, 2006

Still, I think "Novice_BTM" sounds better as a screen name than "Whore_BTM." I think being a post whore is great for the rest of us.

SurferGirlCA · Aug 30, 2006

novice_btm said:
... I apparently spend too much time here, and, it can only mean that I must be a closet attention whore...

:lmao:

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

fortiesfun said:
Still, I think "Novice_BTM" sounds better as a screen name than "Whore_BTM." I think being a post whore is great for the rest of us.

How about "Whore_BTM, Novice emeritus," FF? He needs to be recognized for his prodigious activities.

hypolimnas · Aug 30, 2006

Fluffy whore, happy anniversary!

[Not only because it is wrong, but because such excessive whorishness offends you, dear member.]

To get a name can happen but to few; it is one of the few things that cannot be brought. It is the free gift of mankind, which must be deserved before it will be granted, and is at last unwillingly bestowed.
Samuel Johnson

jeff black · Aug 30, 2006

COLJohn said:
How about "Whore_BTM, Novice emeritus," FF? He needs to be recognized for his prodigious activities.

I LOVE IT!!!

Novice, as always.. congrats on offering your ass to more people online than many have done, in life.:tongue:

2000 is a nice round number.

I say we throw a party for novice when he hits 3000!! Perhaps a cake shaped like a ten inch dick?:biggrin1:

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

jeff black said:
I LOVE IT!!!

Novice, as always.. congrats on offering your ass to more people online than many have done, in life.:tongue:

2000 is a nice round number. I say we throw a party for novice when he hits 3000!! Perhaps a cake shaped like a ten inch dick?:biggrin1:

By that time, Jeff, he'll need two ten-inch dicks...and diapers. You have to love a guy who is that much into his "work" (in cyberworld).

B_Hung Muscle · Aug 30, 2006

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Aug 30, 2006

COLJohn said:
By that time, Jeff, he'll need two ten-inch dicks...and diapers. You have to love a guy who is that much into his "work" (in cyberworld).

With two 10" cocks, he'll be putting in more than work,;he'll hafta put in for overtime!

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

Hung Muscle said:
2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving [edited:and entertaining]. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

I second that, HM. He is an integral part of this wonderful community.

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
With two 10" cocks, he'll be putting in more than work,;he'll hafta put in for overtime!

By all accounts he is a workaholic.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Aug 30, 2006

COLJohn said:
By all accounts he is a workaholic.

And from the last few post, it sounds also like he's a major cockaholic.

D_Sheffield Thongbynder · Aug 30, 2006

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
And from the last few post, it sounds also like he's a major cockaholic.

A potent and pleasurable combination for both him and hundreds of LPSG readers.

novice_btm · Aug 30, 2006

madame_zora said:
And now, you must pay for your sins- face down and ass up baby, you know what's coming!

Oh Zora, I've been waiting for this!!!
P.S. You popped my 2,000. This is 2,001. Oh, no! I'm already on my way to 3,000!

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