Oh Christ - There's A Light Bulb Up My Ass

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    What does the law require that they chop off for that bright idea?
     
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    That story mingles shock and horror with an amused pity for me...

    I probably shouldn't have read it at work on my lunchbreak, anyway!
     
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    Odd, I didn't see anything about it in the Weekly World News.
     
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    Are you sure it wasn't his head they removed?:rolleyes:
     
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    I think they tried to screw it out of his ass, but it turned out to be a bayonet cap fitting.:eek:
     
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    Ooh! What a tingling sensation!
     
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    Yes, but imagine the pain getting the lampshade out..:eek: :eek:
     
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    That's what anesthesia's for, dear:rolleyes:
     
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    Ha, sounds like he was "anesthetised" when it went in.
     
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    A best friend's sister did her doctor's internship
    at St Michael's in Toronto. She had all kinds of similar
    stories from working the E.R.
    There are some warped people out there.
     
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    Yes, I expect she had some 'illuminating' experiences.
     
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    That one deserves a rim shot, Dong20.
     
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    I was thinking more a Golden Globe.:tongue:
     
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    You're obviously in a clever mood today.
     
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    Today? Nah, just a few lighthearted comments. :rolleyes:
     
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    Probably the best way to be when you encounter threads with guys spewing batteries out of their dicks or finding light bulbs up their butts.
     
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    Actually it was more like Cue Balls and the such....:eek:
     
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