Oh Christ - There's A Light Bulb Up My Ass

[basque9]

Give the guy a break, I'm sure it was a freak accident!

 

[dong20]

Give the guy a break, I'm sure it was a freak accident!

Yeah, he must have fallen 20 feet onto a light bulb, happens all the time.:tongue:

 

[Freddie53]

Well there is this child's song that the words ae:
"this little light of mine, I'm gonna let is shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine." I thought it was symbnolic.

Apparently not for this guy.

 

[dong20]

Well there is this child's song that the words ae:
"this little light of mine, I'm gonna let is shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine." I thought it was symbnolic.

Apparently not for this guy.

He always acted like light shone out of his ass. Seems he was telling the truth.

 

[dolf250]

Give the guy a break, I'm sure it was a freak accident!

I no longer sleep naked face down under light fixtures since my accident. One little tremor while I slept sent the light plummeting from its socket. And... well... you get the idea.

 

[Gisella]

Anyone else see this story? EEEEEEKKKKKKKKK.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-06/30/content_630007.htm

I think the emercengy room people have many stories to tell about this kind of situations...

But a glass bulb ???

 

[B_Hickboy]

I love the guy's story. It was an immaculate insertion, apparently.

 

[Gisella]

I love the guy's story. It was an immaculate insertion, apparently.

:biggrin1:

Yeh ...people get extra crazy naughty and than run from the consequences...

 

[B_Hickboy]

:biggrin1:

Yeh ...people get extra crazy naughty and than run from the consequences...

You too? That's good to know.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

One of my friends was raped years ago by an Oakland Raider (yes, years ago). His roommate in the hospital was a guy who shoved a lightbulb up his ass. It broke. Apparently the guy's prognosis was to never shit properly again (read: colostomy).

A friend's mom works the ER at Cedar's in Weho/BH. These are some of the objects she said they removed from men's asses:
*Jar of mayo (prisoners use it for lube)
*axe handle
*shoe
*and yes, a lightbulb...she described in detail the speculi (is that correct) used to extract the thing.

Someone probably drugged all these guys and stuck strange objects in their asses. She said some claimed to slip and fall and it just slid right in there.

 

[GoneA]

Someone probably drugged all these guys and stuck strange objects in their asses. She said some claimed to slip and fall and it just slid right in there.

LMAO

 

[GoneA]

P.S ...and, an "axe handle" is a bit much, would you say.

 

[findfirefox]

P.S ...and, an "axe handle" is a bit much, would you say.

But Gone, it just slipped in there on accident, it was not their fault.

 

[GoneA]

But Gone, it just slipped in there on accident, it was not their fault.

Haha, fire, that's so funny.

I'd LOVE to see how that could "accidentally" happen. I guess we all should be a little more careful.

 

[findfirefox]

Haha, fire, that's so funny.

I'd LOVE to see how that could "accidentally" happen. I guess we all should be a little more careful.

Well he was chopping wood naked, like we all do, and he set the axe on the ground. He suddenly fell backwards and it just slid in....

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I found the jar of mayo hilarious becaus IMHO, if you can shove a jar of mayo up your ass, you don't need any lube.

 

[GoneA]

Well he was chopping wood naked, like we all do, and he set the axe on the ground. He suddenly fell backwards and it just slid in....

Well, that's only a good thing when one is trying to put their stomach back in place.

I found the jar of mayo hilarious becaus IMHO, if you can shove a jar of mayo up your ass, you don't need any lube.

I didn't even know where to begin on that on. But I guess people will go to very great lengths to get mayo when they have a taste for it.

:tongue:

 

[dreamer20]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a [/FONT]...

I hate it when that happens.

Does this mean that you pushed yours in too deep too?:tongue:

Re: your question Pecker there would be no punishment, save for the self inflicted kind from a broken bulb.:scared2:

 

[phantom73]

Reminds me of that song "Put the Boogie in Your Butt"!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So, I guess to remove it, they had to use a butt light?:biggrin1: :tongue: