Oh Florida! You So Crazy!

[1345864]

Not sure if anybody had posted a similar thread before but I figured this was as good a place as any....

As a Florida native, I see my share of batshit crazy things. Gotta be something in the water.

Anybody have any crazy headlines or Florida-related shenanigans?

Here's mine, about the Florida man who claims his cat downloaded the child porn the authorities found on his computer:

Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.

 

[ronin001]

2 freaking words : George Zimmerman.

 

[Enid]

Ohhhh yes the Florida birthday challenge is my experience

I did mine and I got

Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell

Which is fitting because I really love Taco Bell

(Lately LOVIN the loaded nachos sub beans for meat extra sour cream and guac)

 

[1345864]

Lolz....

Sorry.... looks like I inadvertently ripped off your idea.

 

[Enid]

Lolz....

Sorry.... looks like I inadvertently ripped off your idea.

No worries...not my idea I think LaFemme posted something about that ("Florida man challenge") a while back. Which made me look that up and was naturally pleased to see a Taco Bell story for mine. Because I am a proud Taco Bell lover. I don't care I'LL SHOUT IT TROM THE ROOFTOPS, PEOPLE

Taco Bell has subtly become one of the healthiest fast-food chains

And sorry I just ganked the topic, I swear I am not a shill, let's hear some more crazy Florida stories

 

[1345864]

No worries...not my idea I think LaFemme posted something about that ("Florida man challenge") a while back. Which made me look that up and was naturally pleased to see a Taco Bell story for mine. Because I am a proud Taco Bell lover. I don't care I'LL SHOUT IT TROM THE ROOFTOPS, PEOPLE

Taco Bell has subtly become one of the healthiest fast-food chains

And sorry I just ganked the topic, I swear I am not a shill, let's hear some more crazy Florida stories

Right on, let's do this.

 

[Enid]

Deputies: Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger

 

[willow78]

I tried the "Florida Man/Birthday Challenge"

Not fair - you all got really good/funny ones, I just got an impersonator/fraudster, lol.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...an-guilty-of-impersonating-saudi-royal-member

 

[1345864]

Speaking of tacos, Enid.....

 

[LaFemme]

No worries...not my idea I think LaFemme posted something about that ("Florida man challenge") a while back. Which made me look that up and was naturally pleased to see a Taco Bell story for mine. Because I am a proud Taco Bell lover. I don't care I'LL SHOUT IT TROM THE ROOFTOPS, PEOPLE

Taco Bell has subtly become one of the healthiest fast-food chains

And sorry I just ganked the topic, I swear I am not a shill, let's hear some more crazy Florida stories

I did indeed. But I suppose I’ll let a copy of my thread go - this time. Florida is full of shenanigans. Probably enough for a couple of threads.

 

[1345864]

I did indeed. But I suppose I’ll let a copy of my thread go - this time. Florida is full of shenanigans. Probably enough for a couple of threads.

Hee hee.

Sorry about that, LaFemme!

 

[LaFemme]

Using my join date - cool.

Florida man, wearing only boxers, says he is 'God'

 

[1345864]

Because nothing wins back a lady like crapping on everything she owns.