Ok, y'all are going to have to help me out with something. I've been wanting to bring this up for a while, and I'm sure someone's already mentioned it, but I have to do it (even though I KNOW I'm gonna take some flack).
In the past, when using my hand to help a girl get lubricated for sex, I've come across what can only be described as "debris." I know it's the leftover part of what I'm hoping is toilet paper, but Christ in a Handcart! It's such a big turn off that I usually lose my erection immediately.
Now, before I'm attacked, I want everyone to know I'm a thoughtful lover, and I've NEVER said anything about this issue to the girl at the time (if I'd been with them for a long time, I might have). And I ALWAYS clean up before anything starts. I know a rogue hair can damper a lady's evening if she's performing oral sex on a guy, and I try to take that into consideration.
My advice to all women (since I don't know who might already do this), keep a packet of wetwipes with you and use them before sex. Like a friend of mine said, "Nothing ruins a good time like a dingleberry." (I guess that applies to guys as well).
People, keep your shit clean!
Can I just ask...would showering not spoil the mood? Say you're getting "hot and heavy" would you honestly just stop and jump in the shower?
That seems like it'd put a dampener on things.
Sex comes before showers for me.
All I can say is....
HOW EFFING PATRONISING!
You only take one shower a day, in the morning. So after going to work and/or school all day you then go out on a date and expect the girl to lick your sweaty, musty dick & balls? :thinking: Eeeeewww! You won't shower for a date when you know you have already been up and about for 12+ hours?? Sorry but that just sounds skanky to me. :34:Can I just ask...would showering not spoil the mood? Nope, never! Say you're getting "hot and heavy" would you honestly just stop and jump in the shower? Yup, done it on many an occassion with my ex-bf. Sex comes before showers for me.
I`m sure your correct, but i have come across little toilet paper balls on occassion, and as far as how a women tastes, they make some awsome flavored tasting douches now. It`s like jolly ranchers for big kids. lol lafever[/quote
] lafever darlin' we have got to do something about the skanky type of woman you are fucking. As for douching, it's not healthy for the vaginal canal to have artificial flavorings added. It can actually cause infections.
Cold tiles on my back, hot man on my front :biggrin1: :wink: yup, shower fucking is a very good thing. :smile: :flirt: :05:Of course, there are exceptions to every rule... hence my earlier point of showering when I get home. That way, I'm ready for anything that might happen later on that evening. :wink: And yes, shower fucking is a blast also. :biggrin1:
All I can say is.... HOW EFFING PATRONISING!What? Why? What exactly are you offended by?
My thoughts exactly.How, exactly, is this condescending?
Ick, ick, ick! Yes, my first thought was smegma as well. yikes. I am sorry, but I would have to ask her to take a shower first. That just disturbed me. Maybe it's really cheap toilet paper? Please?
Generally, I like both of us to take a shower before sex. However, if we went out on the town, such as dinner and a movie, and showered before hand, I prefer he didn't. I love the natural, musky smell a man gets after a couple of hours and the pheromones his body releases.
It also depends on the activity level and temperature. For instance, if we were somewhere getting hot and sweaty and felt grimy, like dancing out at a smoky club, I would shower before hand....again. Unless it's that wild, hot, had a few drinks and can't make it to the bedroom sex! :wink:
I've been asked not to shower before sex, I was under the impression men liked the taste of pussy not of soap. If I was doing something that involved getting sweaty and skanky I'd shower or bathe, but most men I've been with prefer women clean but not fresh out of the shower clean.
Yes, embaressing as it is i will admit im sure it has haappened to me more then once. Sorry, but there are alot of hiding places down there and i dont always get to shower or prepare for a big night. I do keep shaved to try and reduce any mishaps like this but ... SHIT HAPPENS, its part of life.
And any of you male that say you are ALWAY in prestine condition, clean and tidy down there are lying