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OMFG!!!! SKID MARKS you SAY? GROSS GROSS , man I just spit out my dinner!!!
Hey she did it not me!I was just a victim of a drive by skid marking!
But I did ask her father,just what the hell he taught his daughters about being with a man.
I bathe twice-nightly, Ms Knightley.
Yup. There are no Klingons on my Starboard bow.
And under my foreskin is always clean
TMI. Too late ,Baby.
Yup. There are no Klingons on my Starboard bow.
And under my foreskin is always clean
TMI. Too late ,Baby.
If my Girlfriend had a dirty rear end it would be the end of the realtionship.
Case of a Total eclipse of the Arse.
Case of a Total eclipse of the Arse.
Hey, I included myself in this when I started the damn thread! I know we're gross! After one embarassing incident, I made an effort to stay as clean as possible down there! It's just a discussion topic, and it appears some people are actually telling about some of their more memorable moments. (I like alliteration).
If you are going to keep the sex spontaneous, one of the things you cannot do is have a ritual cleaning every time you start making out. to me it totally kills the mood if your like, "I just took a shooowwer!"
I have found a little piece of toilet paper or something before. All that meant to me was I am not going to tongue or touch her ass tonight. In my last LTR, We actually talked about it once, that if it had been a while since our last shower (4 hours or so) that we just would not go there.
And the spontenaity continued.
Being a leaker myself, I know prolonged excitment can dry up, and form smegma or crusteaz. My most recent girlfriend and I made out for about 4 hours, and then got nekkid, and she had some crust... it did kind of kill me for a second, but I just removed it with my fingers, and didn't say a thing, and ate her out anyway.
I asked a friend about the dirty booty, and she told me she had a wet washcloth in her bathroom she always wiped up with.
I have found a little piece of toilet paper or something before. All that meant to me was I am not going to tongue or touch her ass tonight. In my last LTR, We actually talked about it once, that if it had been a while since our last shower (4 hours or so) that we just would not go there.
And the spontenaity continued.
Being a leaker myself, I know prolonged excitment can dry up, and form smegma or crusteaz. My most recent girlfriend and I made out for about 4 hours, and then got nekkid, and she had some crust... it did kind of kill me for a second, but I just removed it with my fingers, and didn't say a thing, and ate her out anyway.
I asked a friend about the dirty booty, and she told me she had a wet washcloth in her bathroom she always wiped up with.
There are mild soaps, and if you rinse well there is no soap smell.
I never really understood this whole "kills the mood" thing (with showering or using condoms). I can kiss and get hot and heavy, then stop for a little while and just continue where we left off. I guess everyone is different.
My opinion on showering is err on the side of being clean. I'd rather my partner tell me NOT to take a shower than TO take a shower. And it only takes two minutes to jump in and rinse off. I don't like sticky skin, so a quick rinse is enough. I'd prefer a little natural scent over lotions, perfumes or soap smells though.
I don't think it's unreasonable to make sure you don't have toilet paper stuck to yourself after using the bathroom. It gives the impression that you are not aware of how clean you are. Of course, anyone can slip up occasionally.
Thank you! I don't have a whole lot of those 1% days though, so good luck! :biggrin1:
*image causes wldhoney to curl up in fetal position and suck her thumb while going to her happy place*I am always surprised at how many men do not realize their genitals have a very distinct odor. To me it can have an almondy, sometimes chlorin-y smell. I've talked with significant others, friends and co-workers about this. Just like a woman, a while after showering, men's c***'s and balls trap pheromones and sweat from heat, skin pressing together, hair. It becomes stronger the more time that passes, and you don't have to have your face right in their crotch to smell it.
Personally, I love the musky smell of a man, as long as it is a clean musky smell.
Just for the hell of it....:biggrin1: , how would one go about pin-pointing those 1% days or, perhaps, increase them in some way...... just, um, hypothetically speaking.....:wink:
I agree! I have always wanted one and planned to put one in my house once I remodeled my bathroom so that it had room. I think here it is a cost thing, considered an extra that is only installed if requested and paid for. Bathrooms are not set up to have them, with extra room, even in new houses.
It would be cool. Americans kind of snicker at them.
It took along time for toilet paper to become popular, because of the shame of buying it, and the ridiculous idea of spending money on paper, when newspaper would do fine.
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