Oh My Dear! His Penis is 2-feet long

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  1. 1069mars

    1069mars New Member

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    At first, I thought it is just a laughing comic, a long penis man uses his long penis for many ways. But when I looked at the last picture, my dear, his has a long penis, I think at least 2-feet long, what do you think?

    The picture of long penis man is here:
    My Fun Galaxy: Naked Man With Long Penis
     
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    My guess it if not a fake photo, it must be totally useless. No way blood flow could make that much flesh get hard. You'd need like another full liter of blood in the body to do that, or you could black out each time you got wood.
     
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    A.K.A. Noodles.

    Actually, though I think this pic is a fake I wonder if this wouldn't be possible. (pointless, but possible)

    There are tribes where the women elongate their necks by adding successive rings. Why not the penis?

    Noodles. That's why not.
     
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    Y'know, I've seen other threads here with the same type of stereotypical racial stuff, and it's less funny now than it was before.

    As to the photo, well, before that guy would've gotten completely hard, he would've either had a heart attack, or an emblism.
     
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    There is always a chance he genetic disorder that could cause the penis to be very enlarged. I have seen seen people in circus shows that had usually large ears finger nails, so I'm sure that some medical condition could cause a penis to be that deformed. But I would place my bets on....it being a fake.
     
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    It must be true. It's on the internet.
     
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    thank you Pecker for reminding us that the internet is infallible, proven, and 100% dependable source of information. Now let me roll out my 147" Thick unit...
     
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    I hope marleyislegend doesn't see that link. :redface:
     
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