Oh... My... God.

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by wingnut84, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. wingnut84

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  2. surferboy

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    i love how badly shopped they are. like, horribly shopped
     
  3. D_Dick_Dock_Doe

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    This is obviously set up as a joke. Like "manmeat" and "bonzai kitten." In fact I wouldn't doubt it if it were a joke cooked up by the same guys.
     
  4. wingnut84

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    IDK... there's a lot of furries in this world... it wouldn't be that surprising to have freaks with a fetish towards manitaurs.
     
  5. B_Hickboy

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    That twinge in your intestines
    That's what we're here to see.
     
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    It's obviously fake dude...
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    Is anyone even questioning that?
     
  8. Meniscus

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    Mis-Conceptions
    ALBUM: Magic, Moondust, & Melancholy
    LYRICS: Mercedes Lackey
    MUSIC: Leslie Fish
    PERFORMED BY: Leslie Fish & Heather Alexander

    I've got a unicorn's horn in the middle of my forehead
    And the antlers of a stag on either side.
    I've got pointed ears that are something like a deer's
    Or something like an elf's, I can't decide.

    I've got long green hair to match my flowing emerald mane,
    That turns red with the oak trees every fall
    With my goat like eyes, it should come as no surprise
    That I've got feathered eyebrows, and that isn't all.

    CHORUS:
    My mother never talks about that orgy
    And I can't really blame her, much although
    I'd love to read the guest list for that party
    And if there's another one like it, let me know


    Well my vampire's fangs make kissing kind of awkward
    Like the set of gills implanted in my neck
    But my chest and arms, aren't the least of all my charms
    They somehow came out human, what the heck.

    I've got phoenix wings well rooted in my shoulders
    And I hope you like legs, 'cause I got four
    The furry forward pair, would make a lion stare
    Because they end in dragon claws that wreck the floor.

    CHORUS:
    My mother never talks about that orgy
    And I can't really blame her, much although
    I'd love to read the guest list for that party
    And if there's another one like it, let me know

    I suspect my body's mostly like a centaur's
    Though my fur is somewhat tiger like you'll find
    And if you'd fear that my legs in front were weird
    You should only see the pair that walk behind

    Cause they start off looking something like a horse's
    But they're covered up with feathers not with hair
    And they end in hooves like an antelope's which proves
    That there's nothing that the trap it will not bear.

    CHORUS:
    My mother never talks about that orgy
    And I can't really blame her, much although
    I'd love to read the guest list for that party
    And if there's another one like it, let me know

    Now my tail is really something very special
    Though you wouldn't think so seeing it at all
    For it's long and green, like my hair and mane you see
    And like them it turns red with every fall

    But beneath that hair, which is really quite attractive
    The stinger of a manticore is hid
    So you surely see, when you look at all of me
    That I really wish I knew, what Mother did!

    CHORUS
    My mother never talks about that orgy
    And I can't really blame her, much although
    I'd love to read the guest list for that party
    And if there's another one like it, let me know, 'cause I wanna go
    If there's another one like it, let me know!
     
  9. Deno

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    What a fucking waste of technology!!!
     
  10. B_Think_Kink

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    I'll quote it for you... so you don't look like a total idiot.
     
  11. D_Charlie Peen

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    Ew. What fetish is that?
     
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