Oh my.....

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  1. jeff black

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    As I climbed out of the shower, I began my usual routine of standing in front of the mirror, naked, flexing, brushing my teeth.. the usual.

    Then I noticed it. Something large and rather hard, tingling away. It was looking back at me in the mirror. How could this happen? I had to leave for work in 20 minutes and this thing in front of me was going to be a problem. Anyone who saw me on the street would stare... who could take me seriously?

    So, I watched it for a moment, hoping it would disappear. It seemed to get even bigger and redder. I lightly caressed it with one finger.... that didn't help it. In fact, it made it throb a little.

    I had to take care of it. I took my finger and tried poking it. That made it worse. I tried caressing it with two fingers.... it became pinkish red. With only minutes to spare before I left... I made my choice. I grasped it firmly between two fingers. I squeezed it a bit, and rubbed it a bit more. Suddenly, it shot. I felt a wave of relief rush through my body.

    Who would have thought popping a pimple would be so satisfying?



    *NOTE, the following depiction was not true. I made it up.*:biggrin1:
     
  2. psidom

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    yeah i think an experience like that
    would make me seriously question my sexuality.:redface:
     
  3. smudgey

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    HOT STORY! In a sort of omg-that's-disgusting-and-I-want-to-vomit kinda way :)
     
  4. B_hugelymassivepenis

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    You don't know what "following" means. You should be stripped, tarred and feathered. Then cleaned off and allowed to go about your business.
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    He's right you know - it's the 'preceding description' - silly boy.
     
  6. prepstudinsc

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    LOLOL What a funny story.
     
  7. B_Hung Muscle

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    ick. that is 100 percent nasty

    I hope you cleaned up the mess from the mirror. There is nothing grosser than old dried up popped zits on the glass. Well, on the second thought, there are a few grosser things.
     
  8. Pecker

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    That's okay. JB has a big following.
     
  9. jeff black

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    Well, now I am all embarassed.... :)

    See, You can really tell that english is my first language eh?
     
  10. earllogjam

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    How much white goo came out of it, Jeff?

    Its always satisfying to see that stuff leave your body.
     
  11. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Well, I can hope that it will be.:cool:
     
  12. jeff black

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    I did that for you, Rubert.:tongue:
    PS, AGAIN, it was a made up story. I haven't had a pimple since I was 14.
     
  13. Pecker

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    Humph. My pimple didn't grow until I was almost 16.
     
  14. nay-nay

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    uhhh EW. that made it so much nastier. thanks. let me go barf quick. :tongue:
     
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    Didn't Freud or some of his students attempt to explore the satisfaction and thrill so many people seem to derive from squeezing pimples.
     
  16. rob_just_rob

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    Damn, beat me to it.
     
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