Oh my.....

[jeff black]

As I climbed out of the shower, I began my usual routine of standing in front of the mirror, naked, flexing, brushing my teeth.. the usual.

Then I noticed it. Something large and rather hard, tingling away. It was looking back at me in the mirror. How could this happen? I had to leave for work in 20 minutes and this thing in front of me was going to be a problem. Anyone who saw me on the street would stare... who could take me seriously?

So, I watched it for a moment, hoping it would disappear. It seemed to get even bigger and redder. I lightly caressed it with one finger.... that didn't help it. In fact, it made it throb a little.

I had to take care of it. I took my finger and tried poking it. That made it worse. I tried caressing it with two fingers.... it became pinkish red. With only minutes to spare before I left... I made my choice. I grasped it firmly between two fingers. I squeezed it a bit, and rubbed it a bit more. Suddenly, it shot. I felt a wave of relief rush through my body.

Who would have thought popping a pimple would be so satisfying?



*NOTE, the following depiction was not true. I made it up.*:biggrin1:

 

[psidom]

yeah i think an experience like that
would make me seriously question my sexuality.:redface:

 

[smudgey]

HOT STORY! In a sort of omg-that's-disgusting-and-I-want-to-vomit kinda way

 

[B_hugelymassivepenis]

As I climbed out of the shower, I began my usual routine of standing in front of the mirror, naked, flexing, brushing my teeth.. the usual.

Then I noticed it. Something large and rather hard, tingling away. It was looking back at me in the mirror. How could this happen? I had to leave for work in 20 minutes and this thing in front of me was going to be a problem. Anyone who saw me on the street would stare... who could take me seriously?

So, I watched it for a moment, hoping it would disappear. It seemed to get even bigger and redder. I lightly caressed it with one finger.... that didn't help it. In fact, it made it throb a little.

I had to take care of it. I took my finger and tried poking it. That made it worse. I tried caressing it with two fingers.... it became pinkish red. With only minutes to spare before I left... I made my choice. I grasped it firmly between two fingers. I squeezed it a bit, and rubbed it a bit more. Suddenly, it shot. I felt a wave of relief rush through my body.

Who would have thought popping a pimple would be so satisfying?



*NOTE, the following depiction was not true. I made it up.*:biggrin1:

You don't know what "following" means. You should be stripped, tarred and feathered. Then cleaned off and allowed to go about your business.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

He's right you know - it's the 'preceding description' - silly boy.

 

[prepstudinsc]

LOLOL What a funny story.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

ick. that is 100 percent nasty

I hope you cleaned up the mess from the mirror. There is nothing grosser than old dried up popped zits on the glass. Well, on the second thought, there are a few grosser things.

 

[Pecker]

You don't know what "following" means. You should be stripped, tarred and feathered. Then cleaned off and allowed to go about your business.

That's okay. JB has a big following.

 

[jeff black]

Well, now I am all embarassed....

See, You can really tell that english is my first language eh?

 

[earllogjam]

How much white goo came out of it, Jeff?

Its always satisfying to see that stuff leave your body.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Well, now I am all embarrassed....
See, you can really tell that English is my first language, eh?

Well, I can hope that it will be.

 

[jeff black]

Well, I can hope that it will be.

I did that for you, Rubert.:tongue:
PS, AGAIN, it was a made up story. I haven't had a pimple since I was 14.

 

[Pecker]

Humph. My pimple didn't grow until I was almost 16.

 

[nay-nay]

ick. that is 100 percent nasty

I hope you cleaned up the mess from the mirror. There is nothing grosser than old dried up popped zits on the glass. Well, on the second thought, there are a few grosser things.

uhhh EW. that made it so much nastier. thanks. let me go barf quick. :tongue:

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Its always satisfying to see that stuff leave your body.

Didn't Freud or some of his students attempt to explore the satisfaction and thrill so many people seem to derive from squeezing pimples.

 

[rob_just_rob]

He's right you know - it's the 'preceding description' - silly boy.

Damn, beat me to it.