Oh, To Be Young

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  1. hung

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    SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007:
    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
    'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
    I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
    The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
    'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
     
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    hahah...oh man how I wish that would happen in one of my classes.
     
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    thats great
     
  4. prince_will

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    lol...i would DIE if that ever happened in one of my classes.

    that's basically the equivalent of a bitchslap.
     
  5. Not_Punny

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    Well, Prince Will, I can't see you being rude enough to make the comment that the asshole student made. :wink:

    Personally, I think the teacher's response was wickedly witty. :tongue:
     
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    lol...my dear hotmilf, i actually did something kinda worse to a teacher once. i basically became infamous with my peers because of the stunt i pulled. i didn't get in trouble though which was surprising.

    but other than that, i'm pretty much a model student. :p teachers loved me.
     
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    HILARIOUS!!! I would love to witness something like that....priceless.
     
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