Oh Webster!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by windtalkerways, Mar 19, 2006.

  1. windtalkerways

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    I have won an Oscar for "Best Morning Hair".

    When I used to go on vacations with my friends, one of them often commented that I was the only person he knew who always woke up with perfect hair!

    The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian award is presented to Windtalkerways for her countless contributions to the betterment of the LPSG.
     
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    Oh geez...I get Best Walk On Part!

    Thanks, Webster...and you get my vote
    for all the times your funny posts have
    made me laugh! :kiss:
     
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    Ouch, I got best stunt crash dummy!!!!!

    oh well.....
     
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    I won the Oscar for Best Lips.

    I have no idea how this quiz came to this conclusion, but I have gotten many compliments on my lips and kissing. LPD loooves the kissing. LPD loooves the necking. LPD loooves the speaking in third person and putting the unnecessary "the"s in front of the nouns.
     
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    The LPD loves The LPD!
    That's ok, we all do too...

    And again with me for the fucking Best Lips!
     
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    Best Kung Fu Fight Scene



    Yeeh Ha! Not bad for someone with only a green belt.
     
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    Yeah, my deadly sin was vanity, but I can't imagine why.

    Hey! :eek: How you doin'? :wink: (Does the gun motion with thumb and forefinger towards the mirror)

    :eek:fftopic: Warning: Rant Alarm! :rant:
    Actually, in all honesty, I've been more on the shy side most of my life. I seem to fit my astrological sign pretty accurately. Half of me thinks I'm great, and the other half thinks I'll never be good enough. I usually tend to use the Conan (O'Brien)-esque self-depricating humor. Either way, I'm pretty happy with my life, no matter how grim it may occasionally appear.

    I have no idea where this came from, but I'm gonna post it for spontaneity's sake anyways.

    And now back to your regularly scheduled program... :biggrin1:
     
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    (puts on Walter Mercado makeup, blonde wig and facelift)
    Geminis? (snap!)
     
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    :biggrin1: Hilarious, Sorce. And here I thought no one outside of New Mexico would even know who Walter Mercado was... :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm from L.A. and my ex (along with every other Mexican queen) did a bang-up impersonation of him.
     
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    Hey...if this is a rant, just keep them coming!

    I love the 'chatty', funny way you post.

    You're hilarious! :tongue:
     
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    Love the survey Windy....

    Best love scene... was there any doubt:rolleyes:
    Holding auditions for partners this Friday 1-2pm

    Note: Auditions will be held in my pants. Please remember to bring your 10$ audition fee, and pics of your front and backsides.
     
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    Hahahhahaha...you are incorrigible, Jeffy!:tongue:
     
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    My Oscar was for The Best Nude Scene
     
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    I won Best Assistant to the Director's Assistant

    I'm still going to try out for Jeff's love scene partner...
    Here's my front and back pictures...
     
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    chuck, you are more than welcome to audition, BUT.. your frontal shot.. looks like someone smeared poo or chocolate on you:rolleyes:
     
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    No, that's a "1," indicating the number of times that poor bunny has had sex, although I'm confident that number has no direct relation to the number of times Chuck has had sex.
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
    It's one of my personal favorite flash animations. Good stuff. :biggrin1:

    Oh, and to Windy: As long as there are wonderful people like you here, I will continue to post. ;-)
     
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    Hey...what a catchy little tune.
    The bunny is really adorable!

    Thanks, Long...and right back
    atcha! :smile:
     
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    You have won an Academy Award for

    Best Underpants

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    But what if I never wear any?
     
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