My stomach was acting-up after my spicy shrimp stir fry dinner so I decided to take two Zantac which usually settles everything before bed when I have a sour stomach which, fortunately for my spicy tastes, is rare. I walked into the bathroom, took the bottle off the shelf, took two tablets, and as I replaced the bottle on the shelf I realized that I wasn't taking Zantac at all, but Phillips Cramp-free Laxative . I saw the blue on the label in the half light from the bedroom (being too lazy to turn on the light) and just assumed it was Zantac. It's an easy mistake (isn't it? No? Ah shit. I'm an idiot.) Flashes of Lily Tomlin mixing rat poison in her boss's coffee flashed before my eyes. So now I really want to go to bed but have a feeling I may not get much sleep :Flush:.