prepstudinsc: Harris-Teeter is the store of choice in these parts....it's now based in Matthews, NC, a suburb just east of Charlotte, NC, but owned by the company who also owns Stop & Shop ( I think that's the right chain) in the North East. The flagship store is in the ritzy section of Charlotte and one can get anything you possibly could want--from pork rinds and cheap beer to caviar and French champagne, it has a bank branch. a Starbucks, a GNC store, and a flower shop that carries some of the best flowers in Charlotte. In slang terms, the store is called the "hairy tittie" or the "hairless peter".
OK, men, what's in your wallet?
- Thread starter Pecker
- Start date
7x6andchg: I'll say it again - I thought we had it bad with Cub, Rainbow, Snyder, SuperAmerica, and Speedway.
Harris - Teeter still cracks me up.
7x6&C
Harris - Teeter still cracks me up.
7x6&C
Longhornjok: -boss' business cards
-driver's license
-ford road service card
-auto insurance card
-car wash punch card
-health insurance/prescription card
-doctor's business card
-dental insurance card
-credit card
-bank/check card
-starbucks card
-kinko's card
-arclight card (cool movie theater)
-kcrw card (local npr station)
-2 grocery store cards
-cyberjava card
-porn video store rental card
-driver's license
-ford road service card
-auto insurance card
-car wash punch card
-health insurance/prescription card
-doctor's business card
-dental insurance card
-credit card
-bank/check card
-starbucks card
-kinko's card
-arclight card (cool movie theater)
-kcrw card (local npr station)
-2 grocery store cards
-cyberjava card
-porn video store rental card
Javierdude22: With the many cards some of you are carrying around I wonder how your wallet will ever fit any pocket! ;D
Well, here goes nothing:
Bankpass
Mastercard
Dutch Telephonecard
2 Spanish Phonecards
Buspass
Student free public transportation pass
Royal Dutch Library pass
Flies (in the actual money section)
University of Amsterdam pass
Several used traintickets (gotta throw those out)
Old Musical entrance ticket
Voucher for a Sportsclothing store
Gympass
Well, here goes nothing:
Bankpass
Mastercard
Dutch Telephonecard
2 Spanish Phonecards
Buspass
Student free public transportation pass
Royal Dutch Library pass
Flies (in the actual money section)
University of Amsterdam pass
Several used traintickets (gotta throw those out)
Old Musical entrance ticket
Voucher for a Sportsclothing store
Gympass
Longhornjok: [quote author=7by6etC link=board=99;num=1064187223;start=20#21 date=09/23/03 at 21:13:17]Harris - Teeter still cracks me up.
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I still think Piggly Wiggly was the best.
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I still think Piggly Wiggly was the best.
GreenEyes: OK some advice to the men and their wallets......
If you are in a stable job leave your social security card and birth certificate at home in a fire proof box or a safe or the bank safe. There is a thing called identity theft out there in the world and if your wallet gets lifted you are screwed. *Just a New Yorker shedding some advice.
Next advice most of you do not carry condoms with you. tssk tsk. If single or swinging wrap that sucker up.
OK glad to see that your wallets are almost as bad as my purse. Isn't it amazing how we hold on to scraps of paper assumming it is important. Something about letting things go.
If you are in a stable job leave your social security card and birth certificate at home in a fire proof box or a safe or the bank safe. There is a thing called identity theft out there in the world and if your wallet gets lifted you are screwed. *Just a New Yorker shedding some advice.
Next advice most of you do not carry condoms with you. tssk tsk. If single or swinging wrap that sucker up.
OK glad to see that your wallets are almost as bad as my purse. Isn't it amazing how we hold on to scraps of paper assumming it is important. Something about letting things go.
7x6andchg: Greeneyes-
Point taken with the condoms...but I actually keep my limited and soon to be expiring supply in the bedroom. Only once in my experience has it come up (pardon the pun) that one was needed when I wasn't in my bedroom...and I ran out and bought some.
Still, though, good advice for us single men...
7x6&C
Point taken with the condoms...but I actually keep my limited and soon to be expiring supply in the bedroom. Only once in my experience has it come up (pardon the pun) that one was needed when I wasn't in my bedroom...and I ran out and bought some.
Still, though, good advice for us single men...
7x6&C
They need to market a condom container that a man may keep in his pocket and which will protect the condom from the breakdown caused by heat.
If a guy keeps a condom in his wallet for too long it is going to be affected adversely by the heat of the body and the latex will break down, causing the danger of breakage or leakage.
It is a good idea, Greeneyes, to be prepared, but don't keep those things in your wallets, guys.
If a guy keeps a condom in his wallet for too long it is going to be affected adversely by the heat of the body and the latex will break down, causing the danger of breakage or leakage.
It is a good idea, Greeneyes, to be prepared, but don't keep those things in your wallets, guys.
awellhungboi: If anybody wants my identity, they can have it.
For me, I have to carry my SS card with me. I don't have a bank account, driver's license, or credit card, and the bank where I cash my paycheck demands two forms of I.D. Even though I know one of the tellers, they still ask for both.
My Birth Certificate Card is a small card, certified by the state of Virginia. Designed to be carried in a wallet. It's actually pretty cool. (edit: 'actually pretty cool' may be the overstatement of the year. It's probably the uncoolest thing on the planet. But handy.)
I'm one of those guys who does carry condoms--cause you never know. Although I'm thinking it might be time to get a new box. These say 'The Official Larger Size Condom of the 1984 Olympics.'
For me, I have to carry my SS card with me. I don't have a bank account, driver's license, or credit card, and the bank where I cash my paycheck demands two forms of I.D. Even though I know one of the tellers, they still ask for both.
My Birth Certificate Card is a small card, certified by the state of Virginia. Designed to be carried in a wallet. It's actually pretty cool. (edit: 'actually pretty cool' may be the overstatement of the year. It's probably the uncoolest thing on the planet. But handy.)
I'm one of those guys who does carry condoms--cause you never know. Although I'm thinking it might be time to get a new box. These say 'The Official Larger Size Condom of the 1984 Olympics.'
throb919: [quote author=Monstro link=board=99;num=1064187223;start=20#29 date=09/24/03 at 16:16:37]I'm one of those guys who does carry condoms--cause you never know. Although I'm thinking it might be time to get a new box. These say 'The Official Larger Size Condom of the 1984 Olympics.'[/quote]
I'm guessing that's printed lengthwise on the condom, revealed as it unrolls...? C'mon, Monstro--bet you sport the unabridged version: 'The Official Larger Size Condom of the 1984 Olympics, Proudly Held in Los Angeles, California, in the United States of America'
I'm guessing that's printed lengthwise on the condom, revealed as it unrolls...? C'mon, Monstro--bet you sport the unabridged version: 'The Official Larger Size Condom of the 1984 Olympics, Proudly Held in Los Angeles, California, in the United States of America'
jackinman: What's in my wallet, hmmm let's see....
Voters Registration Card
New York State Driver License
SS card, (yes GreenEyes I know)
2 credit cards, (maxed out)
Duane Reade Dollar Reward Club card
Health Insurance Card
My Notary Public ID card, yes I'm a Notary
NYC monthly MetroCard, (MTA going your way), not!
Various business cards
My business cards
A piece of paper with Paul's yahoo ID
A piece of paper with Peter's e-mail on it
A tip table card so that when I eat out at restaurants, I leave the right amount of tips and waiters and waitresses won't be calling me a cheap bastard.
And a shit load of post-it notes with various phone numbers and e-mails. Man I have to clean this wallet out.
Didn't realize how much junk is in there!
Voters Registration Card
New York State Driver License
SS card, (yes GreenEyes I know)
2 credit cards, (maxed out)
Duane Reade Dollar Reward Club card
Health Insurance Card
My Notary Public ID card, yes I'm a Notary
NYC monthly MetroCard, (MTA going your way), not!
Various business cards
My business cards
A piece of paper with Paul's yahoo ID
A piece of paper with Peter's e-mail on it
A tip table card so that when I eat out at restaurants, I leave the right amount of tips and waiters and waitresses won't be calling me a cheap bastard.
And a shit load of post-it notes with various phone numbers and e-mails. Man I have to clean this wallet out.
Didn't realize how much junk is in there!
47boreas: In my wallet there are only
90 euros
MasterCard
Cash card
Sickness Insurance card
Driver's license
Three business account cards
Membership card of professional organisation
Four visiting cards of my relatives
A piece of paper with important phone numbers of my nearest relatives
Two Magnum XL condoms
So my wallet is too thick, but all of those objects are necessary.
90 euros
MasterCard
Cash card
Sickness Insurance card
Driver's license
Three business account cards
Membership card of professional organisation
Four visiting cards of my relatives
A piece of paper with important phone numbers of my nearest relatives
Two Magnum XL condoms
So my wallet is too thick, but all of those objects are necessary.
longtimelurker: Am I the only one here that doesn't like carrying too much cash around with them? I try to only keep a max of £20-30 (about $30-45), and if (God forbid) I go above £50 I start to get paranoid that I'm going to be mugged! It's as though I feel as though I've got a big neon sign above my head saying 'target' .
.7x6andchg: Boreas -
ONLY 90 Euros? I don't think I've had $100 cash in my wallet in a LOOOONG time. Mostly $20 or $40 max. So I'm with LTL and Pecker on this one....
That said, American posters (and interested other parties) - the new US $20 bill comes out in 2 weeks (October 9th). Green, orange, and blue. So at least we'll all have something new to look at in our wallets.
7x6&C
ONLY 90 Euros?
I don't think I've had $100 cash in my wallet in a LOOOONG time. Mostly $20 or $40 max. So I'm with LTL and Pecker on this one....That said, American posters (and interested other parties) - the new US $20 bill comes out in 2 weeks (October 9th). Green, orange, and blue. So at least we'll all have something new to look at in our wallets.
7x6&C
aj2181: what's in my wallet? Not much.
driver's license
Indiana University South Bend ID card
IUSB Library card
Visa Platinum, Master Card, American Express Business Card, assorted gas cards.
Blockbuster video card, and two other video cards.
Pics of my gf and asorted other loved ones.
$2.00
2 ATM cards
Damn! I need to buy condoms!
lent.
I'd go on to disclose the contents of my book bag but I'd be here all night.
driver's license
Indiana University South Bend ID card
IUSB Library card
Visa Platinum, Master Card, American Express Business Card, assorted gas cards.
Blockbuster video card, and two other video cards.
Pics of my gf and asorted other loved ones.
$2.00
2 ATM cards
Damn! I need to buy condoms!
lent.
I'd go on to disclose the contents of my book bag but I'd be here all night.
throb919: Okay, Paul--I know you've been lovin' the "Hairy Teeters" grocery store name for awhile. So here's your very own Harris Teeter VIC card:
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Usually VIC stands for Very Important Customer...but I guess we could change that to Very Important Cheese-head for you. Or Vigorously Indefatigble Cubs-fan. Or the obvious Very Impressive Cock...
Enjoy!
Usually VIC stands for Very Important Customer...but I guess we could change that to Very Important Cheese-head for you. Or Vigorously Indefatigble Cubs-fan. Or the obvious Very Impressive Cock...
Enjoy!
prepstudinsc: I guess Paul is now an honorary Carolinian now that he's got his onw Harris-Teeter VIC card.
Welcome to the South!
Welcome to the South!