Again thank you all. To the naysayers in the crowd, I'll take your skepticism as an immense compliment. I have plenty of pictures that corroborate the authenticity of size and shape of the objects in these pics. That is me, but you are right in a certain way. Those pics have all been altered using the effects and adjustments functions of the iPhoto program, and I did take quite a few more pictures at different angles and distances and in different light that seemed unflattering to me. Unfortunately I didn't keep the originals, but I guarantee there was NO CUTTING AND PASTING in the process.
It was a process of choice, as with any posting that people do. I chose these pictures, and altered them in this way, partly because I wanted to produce a fantasy for myself and others. These are works of art (some may say pornographic art) with me cast as the central figure. I'm not saying I'm Michelangelo, but I did still work to make these pictures what they are. Hopefully I've been somewhat successful in generating other people's fantasies without forgetting that what I've posted isn't completely real (in fact it can't ever be). But I think it's at least real enough. Laterz!
