For me, my best pickup line isn't very many words at all. It's these three little words, "About right there." What I like to do is, when I meet a chic who I think is hot and I'm wanting badly to get up all in her guts, I take her forearm in the palm of my hand. With my middle finger and my thumb I wrap them around her forearm and I then locate a spot on her forearm where those two fingers are about three quarters to just about an inch apart, and say to her, "About right there!" Now sometimes I've meet a few who had that puzzled look, but soon enough they tend to figure it out. And the look on her face is priceless! It's a "No way, that can't be!" kinda look!!! Now on a few occasions some have asked, "That's nice and all, but how about the length?" Those are always your size queens! So for them, I go from her elbow out and locate on her arm the approximate length. And man I'll be dammit if that doesn't work just about every fricken time! Now there have been a few times where I may not have gotten her right then and there. But for those I just give her my cell number and it's like sooner or later it just seems to get the best of her curiosity and it's like she just has to know first hand and that phone call is made!!!
Now that my secret is out, I'm going to have to worry about some of you straight guys stealing my pick up line!!!
But you guys are more than welcome to try it out and by all means please post your results in this thread!!! Or should I apply for the rights first???
Now that my secret is out, I'm going to have to worry about some of you straight guys stealing my pick up line!!!
But you guys are more than welcome to try it out and by all means please post your results in this thread!!! Or should I apply for the rights first???