ok then...further guy/penis hygiene question

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It's nice to see I'm not totally in the minority when it comes to NOT cleaning up after a jerk off. Usually I do, but if I beat off in bed right before falling asleep, which is rare, I just shoot and go to sleep. It's gonna dry in a few minutes anyway ;o) I started doing that because of my roomie. We share a small studio. Sometimes I wait until the lights out and he's asleep. Then I discreetly lube up under the covers and quietly blow a load on my stomach. In the morning, I hop in the shower and wash off the crusty shyt.
 

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I like to jerk off before I fall asleep, because sleeping is so much better after a good orgasm, but then again i'm tempted to jerk off when I wake up because I have a huge erection. Either way, it's just flat out comfortable to lay in bed with a comfy pilllow under your neck and to just crank one out.
 

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When I was a teen, I slept in my tighty whiteys. I'd blow a load, pull the wasteband up over it, if it wasn't too far up my chest, and wipe up with the wasteband.
As a college guy, I began sleeping naked. I had a wad of cumsoaked tissues on my windowsill, next to my bed. (Cleaning ladies did the clean-up where I went to school). Or, if out of tissues, I'd just roll over in bed, and make the sheets crusty.
As an adult, I blow a load on a handy hand towel, that's wrapped around my bedpost. (It's black, and is embrodered "Cum Rag", in gold.)
Man, I was a mess as a kid. Little regard for leaving pecker tracks anywhere I felt like. My mother went trough a lot of bleach trying to get the cum stains out of my underwear. Eventually, she put tissues next to my bed, and asked me to make her life a little easier......"use the tissues will you?"
 

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at times (especially if i'm really tired and need a stress reliever) i press on my perineum so that when i ejaculate, nothing comes out.. therefore, no clean up required, just go to sleep afterwards.. and maybe jerk off again in the morning.. this time i let it all out.. i'm gonna be showering anyway..
 

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Since I always use lube when I spank the monkey, I get up and wash my hands and my cock & balls as well.
 

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This is my terrible dark secret.

My work requires me to go around the country and convince colleagues of mine to do things that might be in my company's best interests, but not necessarily theirs. There is a lot of pushback and some of them can be quite unpleasant.

The first meeting usually involves drinks or dinner in the hotel where I'm staying. So, just before going down to the lobby bar I jack off (which does wonders for my mental outlook) and then go downstairs and give the dickhead i have to deal with my biggest warmest grin, and a hearty handshake with my

still

ever-so-slightly

damp

hand.

It's incredibly therapeutic, if you have anybody who royally pisses you off that you have to deal with, i recommend it heartily.